HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[notacostume]

Woah there, slow down. [Good lord he was hyper. How much sugar has he already had?] There's candy all around us, and I'm pretty sure it's not going anywhere.

I'm a lizard, by the way, not a turtle.

[heartismyown]

[It is best not to ask such questions.]

But there's all kinds of different candy! I have to try all of them!

[He blinks at her and tilts his head. Hmmm, not a turtle? She was green though. He wonders how she's different from a turtle.]

Can I touch you?

[notacostume]

[Uh.

Roxas. Someone needs to tell you how to approach questions like that without sound weird. Whatever, at least she figures he wasn't looking to try anything funny.]

Here you go.

[She holds out her arm and hand, her four webbed fingers spread apart.]

Don't have too much fun, alright?

[heartismyown]

[There really isn't a non-weird way of asking something like that, probably. Roxas reaches out and touches her arm with his hand for a moment. Hmmm, she does feel a little different than a turtle. That is incredibly interesting!]

Have too much fun? What do you mean?

[It isn't really for fun, it's more like a science experiment. He takes his hand away again and scratches his head with it.]

Thanks!

[notacostume]

No problem.

[Well that just... happened!]

So what'd you think? First time ever touching a lizard girl, I bet.

[heartismyown]

Yeah, it was! Well let me see...it's not the same as touching the giant turtle. Or the birds, because the birds are softer. But I think it's because of the feathers, maybe. You're kind of soft too, but it's different from how people feel. Lea feels really really hot but then again he's all into the fire thing and I guess he has to be hot for that to work, but you're not as hot as him.

[Hmmm, what else did he touch.]

I was going to touch a cat once, the guy said I could but then I didn't see it before coming here.

[notacostume]

[You know, if it wasn't for the fire bit, Mona would've been somewhat annoyed at the "you're not as hot as him" bit. Fortunately, she knows better.]

Cats are pretty soft too, and fluffy. [And cute.] Just be careful that you don't end up being allergic to them.

[Didn't need Roxas sneezing up a storm, after all.]

Do you know if you are?

[heartismyown]

Hmm, no. I never thought about it. I'm not sure I can be allergic to things. Do you think I can?

[He seems to be thinking really hard.]

Maybe I should ask Lea.

[notacostume]

Why wouldn't you be? It's not really that unusual to see people allergic to food or pets.

But at least we already know you're not allergic to reptiles.

[Oh man, what a joke.]

[heartismyown]

I don't really know. There must be some weird things that are Nobody specific. [Roxas scratches his head.]

If there wasn't, what do I need a heart for?

[notacostume]

[Okay now this conversation has gone from kind of weird, to the point where she's just not following at all.]

Uh, I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure you need a heart for all kinds of stuff. Like being alive?

[heartismyown]

No, I don't think so. [He scratches his head.]

I'm a Nobody.

[notacostume]

Hey, don't say that about yourself. You're not a nobody!

[Yeah she doesn't really get it.]

Where'd you get that idea?

[heartismyown]

Well someone who looks like a person but is really a Heartless is called a Nobody. I have a Somebody named Sora. Sora lost his heart once and that's how come I exist, but Sora kept all his memories and everything. I think I'm the only Nobody without memories from before.

[notacostume]

Um... [She blinks a few times.] I think you lost me with all that talk of Nobodies and Somebodies and what's that about losing your heart?

[heartismyown]

Well, I didn't lose my heart. I never had one. Sora lost his and that's how I exist. I'm...Sora without his heart. Sort of.

Lea lost his heart before and I called him Axel. I knew him when he was a Nobody like me and now he got his heart back and he's back to normal. Axel and Lea were the same, it wasn't like two people.

For some reason me and Sora are two people at the same time. I don't really know why. Lea might know, or even Naminé.