HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

True, but it should open SOMETHING. Treasure maybe? Or a locked roomed filled with something important? I mean, who keeps a key in a puzzle box unless it's to secure something immensely valuable, right?

[ Her thoughts quickly get cut off by the scent coming from the bottle. ]

Good heavens! What is that!?

[summing_it_up]

[Coughing, Hiccup gasps, waving his arms around in a vain attempt to clear the air.]

–I...have no idea. Buuut I think I might've spilled a bit because all I'm getting is overpowering floral scents here!

[anelegantmyth]

Oh Arceus, my nose is dying

[ She uses one hand to cover her nose and mouth while to other to join him in trying to wave wave out the horrible scent from the room. Honestly, you'd think a boat with a gaping hole in the middle would be better ventilated. Then...an idea. ]

Hiccup, we're taking that thing with us.

[summing_it_up]

[In the middle of coughing, Hiccup sounds hoarse.]

–What?! Why would you want to do–

[But he catches on, facial features suddenly dropping the bewildered look he wore for all of two seconds.]

–Oh, that's evil.

[anelegantmyth]

Now now sweetheart...

[ Wave wave, I need AIR ]

It's not evil if you toss it at enemy ships.

[summing_it_up]

[Ugh dying slowly]

Right.

[Sputter. Okay, making sure that chest is shut tight.]

Lucky for us, there's more than one bottle!

[anelegantmyth]

[ Her eyes light up at the mention of that. Her inner evil was coming out. It really was. ]

How many exactly?

[summing_it_up]

[Now that's sort of scary.]

Three. No, four. But they're pretty big!

[anelegantmyth]

[ She walks over to the viking to take a better look at the bottles. Yes they were definitely big, and enough to take down a whole boat if spread out properly. Yes, this was definitely a good find. ]

Hiccup, my dear. We just struck gold.

[summing_it_up]

[His brow lifts slightly as she checks the contents.]

We did? Well. I guess we did.