[Sanji, you're going to kill him. Smoker will die of embarrassment, and fuming, and it will be all on your head when you make Tashigi cry.]
[Smoker debates telling the truth; that he was an idiot who thought checking up on the Straw Hats was a good idea, and very mistakenly somehow thought it would be quieter here during the race than on his own ship during the merger and race.]
[Then again Sanji already thinks he's an idiot.]
[RE-YET THEN AGAIN: Idiot is better than liking pirates romantically.]
[Ugh. What have his life decisions even come to?!]
Your captain might see fit to save my life, but the feeling isn't mutual.
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[Sanji, you're going to kill him. Smoker will die of embarrassment, and fuming, and it will be all on your head when you make Tashigi cry.]
[Smoker debates telling the truth; that he was an idiot who thought checking up on the Straw Hats was a good idea, and very mistakenly somehow thought it would be quieter here during the race than on his own ship during the merger and race.]
[Then again Sanji already thinks he's an idiot.]
[RE-YET THEN AGAIN: Idiot is better than liking pirates romantically.]
[Ugh. What have his life decisions even come to?!]
Your captain might see fit to save my life, but the feeling isn't mutual.