Because someday I'm going to arrest the captain, and he's decided that makes us friends.
[1) This is the true story. 2) Just to let Anna know what she's getting into here. 3) Smoker can no longer find it within himself to care what people generally think of it, since it's already a huge headache. 4) Lying about it would just get even messier, and it's already weird and confusing as it is.]
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[1) This is the true story. 2) Just to let Anna know what she's getting into here. 3) Smoker can no longer find it within himself to care what people generally think of it, since it's already a huge headache. 4) Lying about it would just get even messier, and it's already weird and confusing as it is.]