[Ning, on the other hand, is all about the chopsticks. Deftly, too.]

Nah, I getcha there. Castles look pretty from the outside and all, but inside, it's nothin' but boring. And don't even get me started on war-room councils! I always told 'em, just point me where to go and tell me who to hit, and I'm your man. Don't bother with the strategies and the hours 'n hours of talking.