breakfastmetaphors: (bond villain)
L-Elf ([personal profile] breakfastmetaphors) wrote in [community profile] high_seas2014-12-05 10:16 pm

Meeting of the Minds

Who: Everyone who chooses to participate
Where: Breakneck Cay
When: December 5th
What: A summit to get down to business and get this situation sorted out, L-Elf-style
Warnings: Possible violence?
Style: Any
Status: Open

Upon arriving on Breakneck Cay, if you can navigate the shoals safely and find safe mooring, you'll notice that the beach is more or less abandoned unless you count the countless shipwrecks an snarled piles of debris strewn across the shore. If you approach the jungle, you'll notice a makeshift sign pointing towards a path leading into the trees. There's a lengthy note tacked to it with a detailed map, an exhaustive list of rules and etiquette for participating in a military summit, and probably more if anyone actually got past the part with the map.

The meeting is to be held in a strangely silent clearing. Upon arriving, you'll find L-Elf sitting on the huge stone in the center, fast asleep. It's immediately obvious that this is not a social occasion or it at least wasn't planned by someone with any idea how to make guests feel comfortable. There's nowhere to sit except on the ground and definitely no refreshments. It might be a good idea to send someone back to the ship to pick something up if you want to make it through this thing.
redcinemareel: (Grell: as I was saying)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2014-12-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
An ideal solution. You should try writing in purple prose.

[That would confuse anyone, surely!]
under_the_wire: (pic#8563794)

[personal profile] under_the_wire 2014-12-07 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Purple...prose? I only have one color of ink.

[He's completely perplexed. He's never heard that term before, so he has no idea what she's suggesting.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: Ah~?)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2014-12-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. I meant using flowery language! Making it far more descriptive than it needs to be!
under_the_wire: (pic#8230656)

[personal profile] under_the_wire 2014-12-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
...oh. That would be a lot of writing. Maybe I could rewrite it later.

[He could always burn the first set of notes. Of course, the more he wrote, the more Sin would have to read later. That might be counterproductive if the whole point of the exercise is to have a record of all the things he's going to ignore.]

I guess I would have to. I don't write very quickly.