Dave could have just tossed his older self his shades, told him the folder and let him go to town on the footage Bro kept sending him of all the filthy puppet-based escapades that went on in the house, but that would have undoubtedly beckoned the question, 'Why the fuck did you keep it?' which would leave Dave's mind in the dust.

"It's no biggie. Just remember that shit is whack and if you've got anyone under your sphere of influence you ought to radiate an intense amount of subliminal anti-puppet propaganda."