New friends, new catastrophes

[seadevil]

Who: The crew of the Katabami
Where: At sea, Manila Island
When: After departing Isla Empieza after the battle and covering events until the end of the month
What: Catch-all log
Warnings: Foul language, excessive dumb
Style: Any
Status: Closed to crew

Itinerary
- Meet and greet for new crew
- MANLY STORIES
- Visiting Manila so our more studious crew can get their research on and your esteemed captain can piss the moths off
- THIS COLD CURSE THING

EDIT: The turkey is now officially named Lord Buffalo Toritaro Stuffington, "Twitchy" for short. Feel free to make use of this.

Comments

[undeadparts]

Yep.

[No doubt Ragna will find it unnerving how casual she is about all this.]

[rebellions]

[That alone is disturbing enough, but given Ragna's experiences... It's making him pretty damn uncomfortable on a personal level.]

... Anyone ever told you you're creepy as hell?

[Just wondering.]

[undeadparts]

Coupla times. Usually before they run away screaming "zombie".

[rebellions]

And that surprises you?

[Because that sounds like. You know. COMMON SENSE.]

[undeadparts]

Not really. After the first month I got used to it...then after the first year or so it got annoying.

[rebellions]

[Does she honestly believe he's interested in the STORY OF HER LIFE?

The answer is no, as he has a more important question.]

... Where the hell do you even get those from?

[With that, he points at the fridge, disgust clearly painted all over his face.]

[undeadparts]

[Blink. Blink. She looks at his hand for a few seconds before turning her attention to where he's pointing - the fridge.]

Oh, those? I found them buried in a cemetery.

[rebellions]

... Isn't that desecration?

[This might sound ridiculous coming from the Grim Reaper, but he can't bring himself to care right now. Not when he's starting to feel really sick at the stomach, and something is telling him it's not sea sickness.]

[undeadparts]

Probably.

[...not seeing what the problem is.]

[rebellions]

DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S A NORMAL THING TO DO!

[Honestly, there's nothing that ISN'T a problem here.]

[undeadparts]

...but I'm a necromancer. It's normal for me.

[Y'all are the weird ones obviously.]

[rebellions]

Being a necromancer isn't normal either!

[WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP INSANE??]

[undeadparts]

But that's how I was raised.

[wut is normal]