Who: The Spade Pirates Where: Serenes When: April 10th-13th What:chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool Gathering supplies Warnings: Nothing more than the usual Status: Open
[It was like Fossa being mellow out on marijuana and letting Izou and Haruta coax him into in a burlesque show or something. He doesn't even know, but he wants off this island and you know what? Fine. If he has to take the punishment for it, so be it.]
[The problem was, Ace didn't read narration. Instead, he stared at Marco, figuring it was one of those moments in which Marco just had a lot of thoughts going through his head and was too lazy to turn into a dude to speak them out.
Instead he was just being a mystical sparkly bird like he always was when things got really weird.]
[Which was all the time, but he meant 'full Zoan form'. That was supposed to be the reason Marco was crazy, anyway, because the second he got into that form it went straight to his head.]
Maybe I should give you a bath or somethin'. Was it the pollen in the air that screwed you up? [Either way, he was walking.]
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[WASN'T IT WEIRD ACE?!]
[It was like Fossa being mellow out on marijuana and letting Izou and Haruta coax him into in a burlesque show or something. He doesn't even know, but he wants off this island and you know what? Fine. If he has to take the punishment for it, so be it.]
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Instead he was just being a mystical sparkly bird like he always was when things got really weird.]
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[Except he still wants your fucking takoyaki.]
[Can't he at least steer you there? How are you not there already? All you ever do sometimes is eat and sleep.]
[TALLY HO DAMN IT.]
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[Which was all the time, but he meant 'full Zoan form'. That was supposed to be the reason Marco was crazy, anyway, because the second he got into that form it went straight to his head.]
Maybe I should give you a bath or somethin'. Was it the pollen in the air that screwed you up? [Either way, he was walking.]
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[But he doesn't want to.]
[It wasn't the pollen though.]
[He doesn't know how to say that yet.]
[He'll tell him later, it's not important right now.]
[For now he just rests his head on Ace's wearily.]
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Alright, time for a bird bath. I gotta clean out Nami's pool anyway.
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[Nooooooo]
[Well he kind of wants a bird bath.]
[And if Ace is there it's not AS bad.]
[But he still tries to shirk away from the fire logia user because fuck you that's why!]
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[Ace pointed at Marco, using his most captainy, authoritative voice.]
Stay right there, damn it! I'm not chasin' you just for a bath! You're an adult, damn it!
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[He'll kick you if you come any closer!]
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Which do you prefer, then? The oven or the bath?
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[NOPE.]
[He's just gonna hiss!]
[YOU'RE MEAN, YOI!]
[MEAN!]
[Have another phoenix tackle and pecks!]
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[Be that way.]
[But when he drowns, you're the one out on a first mate.]
[Glub glub glub...]
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[He's just kidding!]
[TROLOLOLOL.]
[Like he'd let himself get kicked that easily!]
[Better switch that leg to fire Ace or he's latching his talons into it and clinging on.]
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You got me! Shit!
[He let Marco dig into his leg--just before shoving said leg in the water.]
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[All the wet.]