Mayhem at Malihini

[allendsmeat]

Who: Straw Hat Pirates and Guests!
When: 20th-26th
Where: Malihini Island
What: feasts! attempted cannibalism! exploring! shards! making out! awkward sexual tension!
Warnings: Just for the crazy
Status: Open to anyone in the area




Have fun! I'm gonna put up threads for the food'n'fight group and shard findin' group. We do have a map which Robin possesses. You can drop in on either or stay on the ship and guard it or just have fun on Malihini! You know, whatever. :)

Comments

[yourotherleft]

[oh, that. Just hearing it makes him flush again, not as badly]

It's not gonna change anything. The crew is still the crew.

...wait, Robin? Huh?

[allendsmeat]

Yeah Marco might kiss her. [maybe.] But I think they're just dating.

And yeah the crew is gonna be the crew but it's still gonna change.

[you don't stay the same after doing something with someone else that makes you feel that weird]

What's it like, Zoro?

[yourotherleft]

Marco?

[ohhhhh so that's why he was hanging around. Huh. Didn't see that one coming]

...don't tell the cook, he'll freak out.

[he breathes a sigh, then, turning his face away so that if he blushes, Luffy won't see much of it]

I guess...it's fun. In a way. Different from fighting.

[allendsmeat]

It must be really weird....

[tasting someone else's tongue like that... He pulls his hat down to cover the stinging red over his nose. It's so weird. So weird. Because that and... and then what? He knows that kissing starts it and then it eventually goes to the thing that animals do but thinking about that makes his face hot all over. It was weird to think of Zoro doing anything like that...

And... and...They were both guys, so...]

Who goes on top?

[yourotherleft]

[agajhsljashfelkjhdad...

Zoro coughs. Awkwardly. On the one hand he doesn't want to explain, but on the other hand, it'll keep Luffy from assuming and headbutting people.]

It's not. I mean. There's different ways...someone doesn't have to be on top.

[oh god. So red. So damn embarrassed. But so is Luffy, so...]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

[headbutting is a sign of friendship. That's something that'll never change.]

I guess you could sideways but...

But who... [even his ears are hot now]

I mean... guys don't have... [too weird. too weird]

[allendsmeat]

Ahhh! Too hot!

[he feels like he's going to burst into fire any second. He grabs the sake barrel and chugs it and then spits it out]

Gross! That's not water!

. . .

[but then his face is still too hot so he goes back to chugging anyway to get rid of it]

[yourotherleft]

Oi! That's my sake, don't drink that!

[sitting up a bit too fast to try to stop him from getting drunk off it, and then hisses at the way it strains his injuries. Dammit!]

[allendsmeat]

[oh yeah]

Sorry, Zoro. [and he really is cuz now his belly is big and sloshy and he feels hotter than ever and his mouth tastes funny. He knows one way to fix the problem though]

Yosh. Thank you for the meal. [well it wasn't but it still sounds right to say as he cages his fists at his sides and digests it]

[yourotherleft]

[oh god. This is not going to go well, is it? Zoro is breathing a little heavily from the flash of pain, but he rests on his side, watching, waiting. How badly is Luffy's stupid metabolism going to handle that much sake at once? Even if it was fairly middle-grade sake, not too strong...]

1/3

[allendsmeat]

[he smacks his lips. Blinks at the wall. After a moment a shudder races up his back to the tips of his hair. Then wobble wobble back and forth as if his spine is more rubbery than usual. Sings:]

This... stuff... is so weird, naaaa.

[he flops beside Zoro and stares at him. Then gives him a flat look]

[allendsmeat]

Let's do it, shitty marimo. [before licking his face from chin to forehead]

[allendsmeat]

shishishishi ow shishishishi

[yourotherleft]

[SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE BED]

[allendsmeat]

[topples to the floor and falls asleep immediately. He'll have to pee really bad later but this is fine for now]

[yourotherleft]

[sigh. Well, that answers that. Get him drunk enough and he'll pass out, yay. But now Zoro is out of sake. Boo.

May as well roll over and go back to sleep, too.]

[allendsmeat]

[at some point about half an hour later he bolts awake and races to the side of the ship to take care of said pee. Then staggers back, steel reeling a bit and flops beside Zoro again, staring sleepily at his back. He pokes it lightly and traces a design with his fingertip before falling asleep again, drooling a bit]

fuck it I want more Luffy

[yourotherleft]

[drool? That's a surefire way to wake him up, once it soaks through his bandage wrap and gets his attention. Ewwwww. EW. Luffy. But his shoulder is too sore for him to reach back and hit him, so instead, Zoro kicks him]

Roll over, idiot.