fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

Comments

[demon_child]

If it's Davy Jones, again, then I'm definitely killing that guy.

[Nobody messes with Ace's dick. They're BFFs.]

[reluctantjinrou]

I'd suggest you wait until you're bigger again. Hopefully this will pass.

[demon_child]

Who cares? He probably thinks I'll be a pushover now or something.

[Ace said this and immediately put a fist through one of the beams inside the cabin.]

Like hell I am!

[reluctantjinrou]

[He stares. Wow.]

You have a lot of strength. That's good Ace.

[They better not get attacked with all these kids around.]

[demon_child]

Of course I do! I was gettin' called a monster even when I was five!

I used to make grown-ups cry!

[reluctantjinrou]

[He's just so...adorable.]

Well if anyone comes after us, feel free to make them cry then. I'm not strong like you.

[He gives a little shrug.]

[demon_child]

Duh. Well, you're not stronger, but you're definitely the same guy as before. You could probably fire a gun still, but you gotta be more careful.

[Ace said, advocating violence among children.]

[reluctantjinrou]

Do you think I could? My hands feel like they don't quite work the same. My fingers are too short probably...but in an emergency I would still try.

[demon_child]

Why not try it? We restocked the gunpowder and haven't gotten in any fights lately.

[THIS WEEK, HE MEANS.]

[reluctantjinrou]

[Well, they have been sailing in circles.]

I have a feeling it may be easier to hurt myself like this.

[demon_child]

You'll probably get a lot more hurt if we get attacked and you don't wanna fight.

[He would have been nicer about it, but... He wasn't feeling too merciful at the moment.]

[reluctantjinrou]

I'll fight Ace, don't worry.

[He would, he would try really hard even though he'd be hurt pretty easily.]

[demon_child]

[Ace sighed, staring at Natsuno.]

I miss my dick.

[reluctantjinrou]

[He speaks through a sigh without really thinking.]

Why, did you have plans for it today or something?

[Oh gosh, he blushes lightly. That was something that would have been right out of Tohru's mouth.]

[demon_child]

[In return, Natsuno had earned Ace's hysterical laughter. This was probably going to be the highlight of his day.

So much that he fell to his knees, holding his stomach.]

[reluctantjinrou]

Uh huh, we need to get your mind on something else. Maybe it'll come back tomorrow.

[demon_child]

[Ace finally pulled himself up, still wheezing a little.] Heh... Anyway, what the hell were we talking about?

[reluctantjinrou]

We were talking of finding something to keep you entertained and your mind off this nonsense.

[demon_child]

...........What nonsense?

[It was a total goddamn success, Natsuno--don't jinx it.]

[reluctantjinrou]

[He's smart enough not to bring it up again.]

Nothing. Come on, let's go get something to eat.

[demon_child]

Ehhh, alright. Maybe Zeff won't be a kid, too.

[Ace grabbed Natsuno by the arm so he could drag him. If it wasn't one annoyance then it had to be another.]

[reluctantjinrou]

That would be helpful because if you're waiting for me to cook, we're going to be eating trail mix.

[He lets Ace get away with grabbing onto his arm and goes willingly.]