fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

Comments

[booyaka_boom]

Seriously? I wouldn't trust these guys with darts anyway, never mind as kids.

*She moves over closer to the barrel, inspecting the one dent in the wood*

But that's quite impressive, at least.

[formerabyssinian]

It'll keep them occupied, and if it doesn't work, then they'll just have to be bored. [He's sure that no kid wants to be bored.]

[Selphie's compliment only gets a light shrug.]

It's just from years of practice.

[booyaka_boom]

That's cute, looking out for the kids, but... darts? Someone's bound to get themself hurt! These toys are much safer.

*She smiles, holding out to him a small soft seahorse, and a crab*

You a big darts professional back home?

*The seahorse now appears to be making its way up Aya's arm*

[formerabyssinian]

[Aya smiles at her seahorse and takes it from her, planting it gently on Selphie's head.]

So you really think boys as young as them will want to play with those?

[Idly, he twirls a dart between his fingers.] You could say that, but it was just a skill I may have needed to use.

[booyaka_boom]

*With the seahorse on her head, Selphie pulls a face at him*

Just cause they wanna do it doesn't mean you should let the boys run around with spiky things in their hands.

*She blinks at the darts, trying to keep the seahorse balanced on her head*

Oh yeah? Throwing stars or poisoned darts?

[formerabyssinian]

They won't be running around. We'll be right here.

[Really, Selphie looks cute with the seahorse perched up there. He looks to the darts in question.]

Throwing stars? [He wouldn't use those. It would be too cliche.]

[booyaka_boom]

You a professional babysitter too, hmm?

*She giggles, and goes a little cross eyed as she looks up at the toy on her head, making sure it doesn't slip*

So poisoned darts, then? How sweet.

*She lifts the cuddly crab and puts it on top of his head*

You know, it's kinda a shame that you're normal - I bet you were an adorable little kid.

[formerabyssinian]

Hardly. [He's not sure how he is with children, really. He never even gave fatherhood much thought.]

[The toy almost falls, but Aya manages to catch it before it could tumble to the ground.]

Hmm...maybe. Sometimes I look back at that time and think it's someone else. [He looks to Selphie suspiciously.] Why would it be a shame?

[booyaka_boom]

Well, I just mean it would be fun if there was a cute little baby Ayakins running around.

*She laughs at the thought, and the seahorse nearly falls so she has to put her hands on her head to keep it in place*

Not that I mind you the way you are, of course...

[formerabyssinian]

[Aya shakes his head and leans forward to kiss her cheek.]

Of course you do.

[Aya takes one dart and throws it at the barrel, hitting the same mark as all the others.]

[booyaka_boom]

*That just makes her smile all the more, and she finally takes the seahorse of her head, turning to see where the dart ended up*

Well, mister, now you're just showing off!

*He gets a poke in the ribs for that*

[formerabyssinian]

[Aya laughs at the poke, not bothering to be shy about showing off.] Once in a while is fine, isn't it?

[He hands Selphie the stuffed crab, since he doesn't really have a use for it.]

[booyaka_boom]

I suppose so.

*She smiles in a way that suggests that she certainly doesn't mind him showing off, and takes the crab back from him. Turning to the barrel again, Selphie looks at it, then back at Aya with an impish look*

Okay, then. If you're so good, make a smiley face out of dart dots on the barrel.

[formerabyssinian]

[Blinking, Aya looks to the barrel, and then to the few darts in his hand.]

It may take a while. [He only has three darts.]

[booyaka_boom]

I don't mind. I have time!

*She places the cuddly sea creatures behind them*

I'll fetch the darts back for you!

[formerabyssinian]

[Aya nods at the offer. Selphie's help will surely be an asset.]

Then lets get started. [While he looks for the right spots to created such a face.]

[booyaka_boom]

Okay!

*Selphie grins and stands beside him so she can watch where the arrows go*

And if I like the smiley face enough, you might even win a kiss!

[formerabyssinian]

Now I have to try my best.

[Aya smiles and looks over to the barrel, aiming the dart carefully before throwing it towards the wood. It makes its mark next to the other indentation from earlier. Now it'll be easier to make a deeper on on the next throw.]

[booyaka_boom]

Ooh, good!

*She giggles happily as she skips over to the barrel to retrieve the dart. She'll wait there until all three have been thrown, then hand them back to him*