high_seas | fiery violent pirate babies

Hah, thanks. I figured it was the best way to keep them from killing poor Namur. He looks like he's about to die from exhaustion.

[Nam-chan does look pretty dead from where she's sitting, flopped down on the deck napping. It was a fair arrangement, Chandra could keep the little monsters entertained with her show for a little while and give him a break. And she could recover energy while he kept the hellions in line.]

Sorry you've gotta deal with this right off the bat. This is one of the more annoying curses I've seen. Not as weird as the one with the eggs...or the one where I was a man...but it's definitely up there.

My brother is go, but even he will wear down. [She pointed out, peeking over at napping Namur with a bit of a soft smile. She has a soft spot for all her 1600 brothers, but a few of them had residence in her heart.]

Whoa, wait. Back up. [that brought a sharp smirk to her face] Something in this place changed you into a guy? [well damn, she missed ALL the fun events.]

Yeah, I'm getting that. He's a really great guy. Never met anyone like him. [Chandra smiles fondly over at the dozing fishman in a rare moment of serenity. Those, she'd begun to notice, were happening more and more often around the Spades though.

Of course Haruta's smirk breaks her outta that right quick.]

Yeah. Totally woke up one day with no boobs, an Adam's apple, and the wrong parts down there. It...was sorta like being the opposite of who you are though. Like, Ace was quiet, and Selphie was depressing. And I had a dick. [She chuckles, the whole thing kind of amusing in retrospect.]

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And you'll never meet another like him. He's one of a kind. [She said it proudly, leaning back onto her elbows, more sprawled out then before and staring up at the sky.]

[Damn, how could had that been? Waking up like that.] I'd say you ended up with the better half of that deal. I'd bet if I were here I'd end up being super ultra serious or something. [Or super girly as all get out. She'd never have the luck to have the right parts]

[Chandra leans back too, eyes glazing over as she looks to the stars.]

Y'think so? I mean, at least my personality stayed the same and all, but it was weird. An eye opening experience to say the least.

Mmm I don't mind the parts I was given. Learned to use em well enough, but being able to pee standing... with ease, would be pretty awesome. Most people think I'm a boy anyhow, might as well enjoy the boy bits too, huh?

[Chandra shrugs.] That was okay I guess. But really? I just like having my parts. It's more fun being the person filled up than the other way around I think. And boobs are awesome.

[She glanced over at Chandra, smirked as she clearly looked at her chest, glanced down at her own, and snorted. A finger pointing at the other woman] You have the awesome boobs. Me? [she waved a hand over her rather flat chest...] They aren't even bound. Not even a real handful, unless you have tiny hands.

[Chandra brushes her hand along her chest, huffing an amused laugh.]

Mine are okay, sure. But...[She smirks as looks to Haruta.] I like small ones better on other people.

[Marco was right. Haruta was going to like this one. She was forward and not shy about it. With a grin, Haruta shook her head, leaning back watching the flirty woman]

I guess I'm in luck in that department. [her hand rested on her chest lightly. She's not completely flat at least. but damn girl she does have boob envy.]

[Coincidentally, Marco'd told Chandra the same thing. She leans back onto her elbows and looks at the other woman with a snort of laughter.]

I'd say so. You may be even more lucky, if you play your cards right. Especially with flattery like that.

[After all, who doesn't like a little flattery?]

[Well. That brought a roguish smile to her face, head tilted a bit to watch the pretty red head.]

Hey, it's not really flattery when it's the truth. They told me you were hot, but their words weren't doing you justice.

[What? You asked for flattery? She was full of it.]

[That draws another laugh out of Chandra, who leans slightly closer.]

Is that so? [Her eyes spark with actual flame, amused.] Well, y'know they told me you were a real cutie too. And feisty in all the right ways.

[What's the first rule of flirting with your crew mates? don't, but, well... on occasion it's fine, right? And two different boats. Yeah, sure, why not be flirty.]

[She rolled a bit to lean on her elbow, chin in hand, smirking.] I'm told I'm an interesting experience when it comes to feisty. It's really too bad you're currently babysitting kids at the moment.

[Chandra laughs and shakes her head, looking back at the kids with a lazy wave of her hand.]

Am I really?

[And much to the amazement of all the assembled children, two short, squat rock golems and a trio of imps appear.]

Y'know, the best part about being me? I can get out of a lot of responsibility by delegating it to minions.

[that actually made her sit up, blinking a bit in surprise, then grinning. Okay, whoa, that was pretty cool. A brow raised over one eye as she looked back to the woman.]

Not only sexy but a woman of many more talents then playing with fire.

[Chandra twirls a finger and chuckles throatily as a flame spirals around her finger.]

Now you're just trying to get me all buttered up.

[Scootches a bit closer...]

[Fire is fire. She's used to it with Ace, though it's still pretty. As the woman scooted closer, Haruta leaned in, giving her a lop sided grin, tipped in closely so her words could be felt as she spoke]

Is it workin'? [she's amused, and she wasn't warned off of Chandra, and two different ships. Flirty harmless fun, right? She leaned in a bit closer, lips alsmot brushing hers. A whisper] Because if not, clearly I'm not trying hard enough.

[Chandra is perfectly okay with this whole harmless flirty fun thing. She leans up just a bit when Haruta's lips don't quite touch her's. It's quick, and only a very sharp person would pick up that it was even a kiss, but there you have it.]

Oh, it's working, alright. Pretty little thing like you doesn't have to try too hard, y'know...

[And she leans up again, this time kissing with a bit more force. Nobody ever told her not to. And hell, Marco practically planted the idea in her head, right? Damn bird.]

[Yes, that's right. Barely here a week? Making out with one of the hot chicks on the ship. Go figure. And yes, we can blame it on Marco, otherwise she might have been good, right? She might have. Really!]

[Also, it seems like only Namur calls her pretty when it's not... uh, brotherly related, or something. She doesn't blush however (even if Namur always catches her off guard with that shit), but it does surprise her a little to hear 'pretty' form someone else.]

[Her hand drew up along the others jaw, kissing her back a moment longer before pulling back a fraction.]

How well will your minions get along with out you here?

[Haruta. No. What are you doing...]

[Chandra chuckles deep in her throat and slides her arm up to Haruta's neck, kissing her again quickly.]

Oh...they'll manage just fine. They've got instructions to entertain and corral the hellions. Didja have somewhere you wanted to go, babe?

[Because she knows where she'd like to go. ~~Chandra stop!~~]

[she licked her lips, tipping her head back to consider, then...]

Most of these kids can't reach a sail boat. [Though she'd have to check to see where the hell Thatch was, because no, he's not going to stick around for this.]

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[She shakes her head and smirks.]

And none of them have the key to my quarters. My soundproofed quarters...

Oh ho, one of the lucky ones with a door. [She just piles into a hammock, or curls up in one of her brothers spaces cus why not. Leaning up to nip the woman's lower lip with a small kiss she tipped her head as if to say lets go]

I like the sound of sound proof.

Yeah...used to be some guy's workshop but he left. I took it over, made it into a manse of sorts.

[And so she could have people over for a good time without freaking out the whole ship. Chandra gets up and offers a hand, as well as her most rakish grin.]

And I think I'm getting into the idea of soundproof too.

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