fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

Comments

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

Exactly! I would worry with you instead. Will. Do. Why don't we just tie them all to the mast to avoid them jumping ship?

[Serious question here. It would save time.]

[kingkilvas]

[Okay, that earns Ikki a small chuckle.]

Not a bad idea. But I think frightening them even more would be a bit counter-productive to the situation.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

Pfff, them being scared wouldn't be a problem if they can't go anywhere because we got them tied up! At least until everyone recovers their right mind.

And we wouldn't tie Leanne, of course, she doesn't deserve it. But the others are free game.

[He's not biased at all.]

[kingkilvas]

[Birds of a feather and all that.]

Alright. And when the few other adults come 'round and find a plethora of panicked, screaming toddlers tied to the mast?

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

They should be happy to be able to know for sure where they are.

[It would make their life easier as far as Ikki's concerned.]

But if they give trouble... I'll knock them down and tie them as well.

[Said with all the seriousness of someone who really intents to do so and doesn't consider the negative consequences of said act so problematic.]

[kingkilvas]

[He thoughtfully rubs his chin and nods pretending as though he, too, is seriously considering this.]

And who is going to run the ship if even the adults end up incapacitated? Birds don't make very good sailors on their own, you know.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Oh, that's a good one...]

Let's just throw the anchor and wait until the others remember where they are and thus we can continue sailing? We're already short-handed as it is.

[kingkilvas]

That's right. We are already short-handed. And narrowing down our numbers further is going to be detrimental in such waters where the navy might come sailing after us. Especially if we're anchored and unprepared.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Ikki gives Naesala the biggest pout that has ever been pouted at that, though it's not intended to come out that way as the kid is frowning and trying to glare.]

Well, fine. But if any of those idiots jumps and we don't get to them in time and they drown, I'm not responsible!

[kingkilvas]

Now, don't give me that look. Nobody's going to put the blame on you.

Besides, half of a crew of this caliber wouldn't stay tied down, children or not. Best to let them self-destruct of their own volition. [shrug]