fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

Comments

[redfootzeff]

I could work a knife just fine back then. It's reaching across the burners that's askin' for trouble. No chef worth their salt is afraid of fire but it's downright stupid to risk your hands unnecessarily.

[reluctantjinrou]

I guess that's good you know how. My mom made all my meals for me my whole life so it's kind of different.

[With his drink acquired, he drags the chair back to where he needs it to be and sits on it to start eating.]

I don't think I could reach across anything, I can't see over the counter.

[Yeah, laugh. He dares you to.]

[redfootzeff]

[Not gonna laugh but gonna smirk.]

Figured you couldn't.

[reluctantjinrou]

Yeah. This is just proof that I've always been short for a boy my age.

[He huffs, mildly annoyed. He isn't even sure how it is he's so short, his parents were taller than he was.]

[redfootzeff]

You probably would've hit your growth spurt later on. Not aging anymore seems like it'd stop that from happening.

[reluctantjinrou]

Well yeah, I'm not going to grow anymore, I already died.

[redfootzeff]

Then you'll have to just get used to it. Not much choice other than that.

[reluctantjinrou]

I'm used to it as an adult, but right now I'm about five and it's pretty hard to move around like this.

[redfootzeff]

You'll just have to adapt and get used to it again then. Not much choice until whatever caused this wears off.

[reluctantjinrou]

I hope it wears off soon. It's pretty annoying. At least I don't think I'm five.

[redfootzeff]

As long as you're still aware of how old you are, it'll make life easier on both of us. I don't like babysitting.

[reluctantjinrou]

I'm aware. Aside from being extra short, I don't really need to be babysat.

[redfootzeff]

Good thing.