HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

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[willwork4sugar]

[He laughed.]

We have, huh.

...hey, I only did what I knew I could do. You wouldn't need either if you'd just let me ask Twinkles or Brady over to look at you.

[As the waterfall comes fully into sight, he stops to stare because man, that is a beautiful sight.]

This is quite the upgrade from sacks of chocolate coins, though, don't you think?

[anelegantmyth]

Oh come on, you know how I feel about magic. Besides, I'm healing up just fine without it. All I need is a few more weeks to get over these small sharp pains, and I'm sure I'll be back to pissing off natives in no time.

[ She takes a seat on a nearby piece of rock candy and looks up at the waterfall. It was such a beautiful sight, made even better by the fact that it was 100% pure chocolate coming down this waterfall. She was also a little curious if it was a good idea to try out those little marshmallow fish swimming in the river, because they looked DELICIOUS. ]

I'd definitely pick this over chocolate coins. It smells heavenly.

[willwork4sugar]

Yeah, and keep up this kind of activity and you'll add a few more weeks besides.

[Gaius tugs off his right glove as he starts closer towards the chocolate falls, sticking his hand out to catch some of the chocolatey goodness. It's difficult to resist licking off his hand after he's sampled the stuff.]

Oh yeah. This here's quality chocolate. Puts those coins to shame.

[anelegantmyth]

What kind of activity? Walking? You have got to be kidding me right now.

[ It was bad enough Leo was getting all over protective of her. She didn't need Gaius to turn into that too.

But a playful smirk forms on her lips as she gets up and walks over to her darling best friend. Giving him a half hug before pushing him into the chocolate.

Whoops. ]

[willwork4sugar]

[The lopsided grin he flashes at her fades as she steps closer. Yeah, he can't help but be a little guarded at that, because women don't usually just come up to you and hug you for no reason.

...and he was right.

He's not going down alone if he can help it, however. The moment he finds his balance offset, he's going to grab her hand.]

[anelegantmyth]

[In the split second that he managed to grab hold of her, she panicked. This wasn't supposed to happen. Her going down with him WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. HER FUR COAT CANNOT GET COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.

A loud splash follows. Arceus she's not happy about this.

[willwork4sugar]

[At least it isn't terribly deep. The chocolate-covered thief sits up, looking at himself. This...isn't quite how he wanted to enjoy this, but there are worse things.

Being chocolate-covered...is definitely on the tame list.

He lifts a chocolatey hand, licking it before he starts to laugh.]

[anelegantmyth]

[The champion surfaces as well. Slicking back her hair and wiping the chocolate off her face to fling it at him. She didn't take under consideration his quick reflexes.]

Well...that completely backfired on me.

[ Cue the pout. ]

[willwork4sugar]

[He doesn't bother trying to dodge or block that since it'd make little difference anyway. It might be hard to tell for all the chocolate, but that sure is a smirk on his face.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ And that pout quickly disappears from hers. Seriously, she couldn't stay mad at him even if she wanted to. Cynthia inches closer to wipe off the chocolate from the thief's face. ]

You know, the chocolate definitely makes you a whole lot cuter.

[willwork4sugar]

...yeah, much as I like chocolate, I don't think I'd wanna make it a part of my daily wear like this.

[anelegantmyth]

You sure about that? I'm sure you, of all people, would enjoy walking with chocolate all day everyday. Besides the ones hidden in those secret pockets of yours.

[She raises her hand to lick the chocolate off her fingers, then to pull down his headband to cover his eyes so she could get out of the river without him noticing her clutching her side. You could stay in there as long as you want Gaius. But the sharp pain came back when you pulled her in and she didn't want to make it worse.]

[willwork4sugar]

In pockets, sure. Not dressed in it. Besides, if this stuff hardens, it'd be pretty tough to walk in.

[Which makes him wonder how he's going to clean this all off, because as much as he might be able to lick, chocolate doesn't come out of material very easily.]

-hey!

[He makes a face and paws at his chocolatey bandanna to try pulling it up. This is going to be fun.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ Hardens. Which means stuff could easily stick to him right? Oh yeah, that gives her a horrible idea.

Once she's back on dry land and had enough time to let the pain subside. She quickly looks around for something, ANYTHING to dump on him.

Then her eyes fall on a random pile of sprinkles... ]

At least all you have to wash is cloth. Do you know how hard it is to get solidified anything out of fur?

[willwork4sugar]

[He yanks his bandanna off, just managing to keep from wiping a chocolatey arm across his face. Instead, he tries to get to his feet, grabbing up his cloak to try and wipe off as much excess chocolate as possible because that thing is going to weigh a ton otherwise.]

Still pretty tricky stuff. Gets into all the little creases and crevices. I don't even wanna think how I'm going to get this stuff out of my boots. Wonder if it's possible to melt it all out.

[anelegantmyth]

Oh I'm sure we'll find a way, we always do. Though...I do wonder how you'll get the sprinkles out.

[And without even a second thought, she dumps a handful of sprinkles on his head. Yes, she's super mature.]

[willwork4sugar]

Wha-

Oh come on!!

[anelegantmyth]

[Of course, leaning in to add a cherry on top as a final touch. Then laughing her butt off]

You look positively delicious Gaius.

[willwork4sugar]

Don't make me dunk you in chocolate again.

[He reaches up to try (and fail miserably in) desprinkling his head, although he takes that cherry to pop into his mouth. Why waste it?]

[anelegantmyth]

Please don't.

[ She half expected he'd do that with the cherry, she really did. But she does stretch out her hand to help him out. Sure he could easily pull her back in for a second dunking, she'll just have to trust him not to do it. ]

[willwork4sugar]

[He'll accept that hand out without tugging her back in. Rather than try to brush off what chocolate he can, he decides to wait until some of it hardens. Should be a little easier to get off that way, at least.

Bu~~t since he's covered in it, nothing's stopping him from nibbling at the chocolate on his hands.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
...well she would have called him unsanitary. But she was nibbling on the sprinkles that got stuck to her hand. So really, she wasn't any different. ]

So, what should we do next?

[willwork4sugar]

[Oh come on, what else are you going to do with all this chocolate? At least he isn't trying to lick it off his boot!]

Well, we could either roll in more of those sprinkles or walk back towards the ship and see how much of this falls off.

[anelegantmyth]

Well the sprinkles do look tempting...

[willwork4sugar]

'course, it'd just be more stuff to clean out in the end...