HazMat Log 006 ♔ Impending doom and diabetes

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Breakneck Cay and Candy Mountain
When: 5/23 onwards
What: things and stuff
Warnings: sugarrrrrrr
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' May log of doom part 2! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

5/16-5/22: Sailing to Breakneck Cay
5/23-5/24: Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to go here?
5/25-5/31: Hunting down Candy Mountain
6/1-6/7: DIABETUS MOUNTAIN

Comments

[anelegantmyth]

Yes well...if I don't, he might randomly come back to life and attack us.

[ She didn't want the mood to get too serious either. So she'll go ahead and mess his hair before waltzing over to one of the massive holes on the ship and jump into it, because really, who uses staircases anymore? ]

[summing_it_up]

[Augh, his perfectly tousled hair. How dare Cynthia make it even more messy.]

Hey!

[He doesn't even bother to fix it as he shuffles after her. And at least he checks before jumping in after her.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ She found herself in one of the cabins, and she couldn't be happier. Cabins meant personal belongings after all, and that may or may not include weapons and jewelry.

Cynthia messes around with one corner of the room. Clearly more excited than when she found that skeleton. ]

[summing_it_up]

[Oh boy.

Hiccup checks himself before looking to where the Pokemon trainer has gone, quirking a brow at the odds and ends that are left over.]

Something tells me you found something interesting. As in "something that use to not be alive."

[anelegantmyth]

Not yet, sweetie. But places where people settle are places where they keep their valuables, and what are valuable to pirates?

[ Grin grin grin ]

[summing_it_up]

Um. Wild guess: gold?

[anelegantmyth]

And jewels and weapons, mustn't forget weapons. These are the best places to look for things that might actually be of use to us. Liiiiike...

[She pulls out an old rusty sword with a skull still attached to it.]

This might still be useful. Just needs a good cleaning and sharpening.

[summing_it_up]

OH, wow. That's...lovely!

That can easily be done, but I thought we still had some weapons?

[anelegantmyth]

Yeah, but a few more wouldn't hurt anyone...except maybe this guy.

[ She motions to the skull stuck to the tip of the sword. Talk about sick humor. But she's kind enough to pull the skull out and rest it on what looked to be a table. ]

[summing_it_up]

[His arms swing a bit as he shrugs.]

Well. We could take a stab at how he earned that, but I think it would be cutting into our exploration and pilfering time.

[...Yeah. He knows.

Excuse him as he goes to see what else they can find.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ ...oh yeah, she saw what you did there. You clever little viking you. Then puts the sword down on something that looks like a table and goes off to hunt somewhere else. ]

So tell me something, Hiccup. Did you get to do a lot of adventuring back home?

[ She says as she examines something that looked like a puzzle box. ]

[summing_it_up]

[He picks up a vase-shaped container, wavering a bit as he holds it up for closer inspection.]

If you count exploring the rest of an island you were born on adventuring, sure. I've done that countless times.

[anelegantmyth]

Oh I definitely count that as exploring. That was basically my entire childhood. Climbing mountains, braving snow storms, getting attacked by wild creatures hiding in tall grass, and that was all to get to the next town.

[ Ok, it seems she found a puzzle box. Now she's just fiddling with it, trying to solve the damn thing. ]

[summing_it_up]

You know, your world has been sounding just as productive as mine and it's a little scary.

[He sincerely means that. As the vase is set down, he lifts the lid of another small chest. It happens to have some glass bottles inside.]

[anelegantmyth]

[ That makes her laugh. ]

Well the only difference between your world and mine, is that I have wifi. Plus pokemon researchers are working around the clock looking for new breeds and types. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they find a few hundred more by the time I get ho--

[ And suddenly she hears a click. Seems she managed to open that puzzle box. ]

Oh hey, look at that.

[summing_it_up]

Oh man. Good luck keeping track of all of them.

[He may be tugging on the stopper as the click goes off.]

–What've you got?

[anelegantmyth]

[ She take out the contents of the box and holds it up. ]

A key? No note or anything, just this key.

[summing_it_up]

Huh. Weird. Or maybe not so weird, because some keys don't come with no–

[Once he unplugs the stopper, he accidentally takes a whiff of the bottle's contents, gagging as he nearly plunks it back down.]

[anelegantmyth]

True, but it should open SOMETHING. Treasure maybe? Or a locked roomed filled with something important? I mean, who keeps a key in a puzzle box unless it's to secure something immensely valuable, right?

[ Her thoughts quickly get cut off by the scent coming from the bottle. ]

Good heavens! What is that!?

[summing_it_up]

[Coughing, Hiccup gasps, waving his arms around in a vain attempt to clear the air.]

–I...have no idea. Buuut I think I might've spilled a bit because all I'm getting is overpowering floral scents here!

[anelegantmyth]

Oh Arceus, my nose is dying

[ She uses one hand to cover her nose and mouth while to other to join him in trying to wave wave out the horrible scent from the room. Honestly, you'd think a boat with a gaping hole in the middle would be better ventilated. Then...an idea. ]

Hiccup, we're taking that thing with us.

[summing_it_up]

[In the middle of coughing, Hiccup sounds hoarse.]

–What?! Why would you want to do–

[But he catches on, facial features suddenly dropping the bewildered look he wore for all of two seconds.]

–Oh, that's evil.

[anelegantmyth]

Now now sweetheart...

[ Wave wave, I need AIR ]

It's not evil if you toss it at enemy ships.

[summing_it_up]

[Ugh dying slowly]

Right.

[Sputter. Okay, making sure that chest is shut tight.]

Lucky for us, there's more than one bottle!

[anelegantmyth]

[ Her eyes light up at the mention of that. Her inner evil was coming out. It really was. ]

How many exactly?