HazMat Log 008 ♔ Patootles and Discount Coupons

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Tartle Island then Deesuko Ballia
When: 8/7 onwards
What: gathering a patootle and then party over at pirate heaven
Warnings: alcohol and little whales that fart bubbles are dangerous to your health
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is still 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' August log of doom part! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

8/7-8/11 : Sailing to Tartle Island
8/12-8/14 : Tartle Fun!
8/15-8/21 : Sailing to Deesuko Ballia
8/22-?: Party hard!!

Comments

[by_heart]

Lemme see.

[Lea puts a plate of sandwiches on the table next to the medical supplies, then sits down and waves Roxas over.]

[heartismyown]

Yeah, okay.

[There's bruises, but those don't really need medical care. Roxas pulls the towel off his shoulders and he's been shot through the right shoulder. It's clean through, fortunately. He's also got a good sized gash on his lower left back. Luckily it isn't deep. He'll give Lea a nervous smile.]

At least most of it wasn't mine.

[by_heart]

"At least," nothing! Geez, Roxas!

[He's lucky he didn't bleed out. Honestly, Lea's not even sure what to do with a gunshot wound. Maybe it's finally time to learn cure spells. For now, all he can do is make sure it's cleaned out, treated with antiseptic, and bandaged. The gash on his back is easier to deal with. That's just going to be inconvenient and painful for a while.]

You need to be careful with this shoulder until it heals, okay? You're lucky the bullet didn't get stuck in here or I'd have to get it out and then you'd really be in trouble.

[heartismyown]

I'll be careful with it.

[Roxas holds still while he's being bandaged.]

I got surrounded twice. I did the best I could...

[by_heart]

You might wanna sleep in your own hammock for a while until this gets better. I don't wanna elbow you or roll over on you or something in the middle of the night and make this any worse than it already is.

[Lea carefully moves Roxas' arm to make sure he hasn't tied any bandages too tight.]

That feel okay? Not cutting off the circulation, is it?

[heartismyown]

[Roxas pays the moving of his arm no mind at all, he just stares at Lea wide-eyed.]

But I don't want to. I want to sleep with you!

[anelegantmyth]

[ Pause. Wait. What?

The blonde had heard about Roxas' return and ran back as fast as she could, poot babies in tow, to go and greet him. But this? Well you can clearly see her covering the ears of her baby poots. ]

...talk about passionate.

[by_heart]

[Lea immediately goes beet red.]

That's not what he means and you know it!!

[Context? Who needs context. No one is allowed to explain this to Roxas. No one.]

[heartismyown]

[Roxas glances between them, confused.]

I don't know what you mean Lea. I want to sleep with you like before.

[He fails to see the problem with that. He turns and leans on the back of the chair, glancing at Cynthia.]

Hi...

[anelegantmyth]

[ She wants to laugh, oh man does she want to laugh so badly. But Cynthia knew better than that...she'll do it when Lea's alone. But right now, she releases her poots and watches as they float around and curiously look at the boy. ]

Heeey there sweetheart, how are you feeling? I heard you took a beating. Hope you're alright.

[ Then turns to Lea. ]

Of course I know what he means, Lea. He wants to sleep with you. Pretty clear message if you ask me.

[by_heart]

He means it literally. Asleep. In the same hammock. Don't look at me like that.

[He's trying to mutter it under his breath, but Roxas is right there.]

[heartismyown]

I'm okay. Lea bandaged me up.

[The rest of it is somewhat over his head and he looks between them with a puzzled expression, trying to figure out what the problem is. Lea is reacting strangely. Almost like...]

Wait, Lea, are you embarrassed?

[Man, who would guess such a thing!]

You don't want to sleep with me? [So, so confused.]

[anelegantmyth]

I'm have no idea what you're talking about, Lea. I'm not looking at you in any way other than the usual.

[ But for his sake, she'll turn her attention back to Roxas and one of the baby poots who decided to fart near him. So cute. ]

Roxas, I'm sure Lea would love to sleep with you...again. It's just that he might hurt you and we can't have that.

[ Keep it together Cynthia, no laughing. ]

[by_heart]

[death glare]

[heartismyown]

[Roxas scratches his head.]

It doesn't really hurt that much and I'm used to Lea's sleeping anyway.

[He turns his attention on Lea.]

You won't hurt me, really.

[anelegantmyth]

Well, if you REALLY want to sleep with him. You're free to use my bed. I'm sure a cushion would be much better to sleep on than a hammock, and better for your injury.

[by_heart]

[grumble]

He got shot in the shoulder. He should sleep in the bed on his own.

[It's really nice of Cynthia to offer and all, but SOMEONE has to be responsible here...]

[heartismyown]

[It's frustrating, feeling like they're talking about something else. He can feel something else bubbling up within him, but he's too tired to sort out weird complex feelings right now. He gets up, his fingers curling around the towel so he can put it away in the wash.]

It's...fine. It's okay. I'll just go sleep in my hammock. I should do that now, kind of tired.

[anelegantmyth]

Are you sure, Roxas? You can have my bed. It's okay.

[heartismyown]

Yeah. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[He murmurs a little. He didn't even look at the sandwiches Lea had been making before he heads for the door to the galley. There is something seriously wrong with him.]

[anelegantmyth]

If you say so. Feel better soon, Roxas.

[ OK WELL. She really doesn't have a death wish at the moment. So she'll have to avoid teasing him for now. JUST FOR NOW. ]

At least he's still alive.

[by_heart]

Yeah, but now I gotta sort out whatever it is he's decided is going on.

[Lea sighs and pushes the plate of sandwiches back and forth on the table.]

But he's gotta get some sleep first. He can be mad at me all he wants when he's gotten some rest.