HazMat Log 008 ♔ Patootles and Discount Coupons

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Tartle Island then Deesuko Ballia
When: 8/7 onwards
What: gathering a patootle and then party over at pirate heaven
Warnings: alcohol and little whales that fart bubbles are dangerous to your health
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is still 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' August log of doom part! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

8/7-8/11 : Sailing to Tartle Island
8/12-8/14 : Tartle Fun!
8/15-8/21 : Sailing to Deesuko Ballia
8/22-?: Party hard!!

Comments

[youhearthebells]

[hang on, what's this? Why is this dumb thing bopping him?]

Oi, get off. What do you want? I don't got any food.

[the whale wiggles at him, showing off the flower. Gan Ning, though, is thick as a brick and just stares at it.]

What? Whaddaya want?

[anelegantmyth]

[ Oh but the little poot seemed determined! His new mommy sent him to do a thing and he WILL do it...somehow. It butts at his side again, making a little poot noise and holds up the flower.

Cynthia had to cover her face with a book so he wouldn't see her laughing in one corner. But the people at the stall were definitely staring. Crazy woman. ]

[youhearthebells]

[He doesn't know it's Cynthia's, so he tries to push it off, simply at first but eventually flapping his hands at it]

Whaaaaaat? I said go away! Shoo! No, stop that, get offa me!

[anelegantmyth]

[ The blonde had to explain to a very curious stall owner why she was trying her best not to be seen. She told him that he was her captain and messing with him has been her life's mission since she first met the guy. The stall owner takes a good look at the scene behind her and starts laughing as well.

The little poot drops the lotus on his feet and nudges it towards him. Take it already you stupid human. ]

[youhearthebells]

[looking from the whale to the flower and back again, several times. At long last, he picks up the lotus, giving it a quizzical look like it might explode in his hand]

...the hell?

[anelegantmyth]

[ And, as if on cue, the little poot farts out a few bubbles and smiles at the man when he looks down at it. Ok mission accomplished. It gives him a quick good bye head butt then floats back over to Cynthia's side.

Though Cynthia probably should have told it not to come back to her at risk of Ning following it. But then, he wouldn't be smart enough to follow it, right? ]

[youhearthebells]

[Gross. He does watch where it goes, and at the end of its trail...]

...WOMAN.

[anelegantmyth]

[ Ok well, she half expected he'd figure it out sooner or later. But she doesn't turn to acknowledge him, oh no, and she'll probably keep ignoring him till he realizes that her name isn't "woman".

Seriously, is it that hard to remember her name? ]

[youhearthebells]

[Gee, Cynthia, he has a name too, and it isn't feline in nature. Play it that way, huh? Fine, two can be brats. Gan Ning snorts and huffs and turns away to go back to whatever he was doing. At least he doesn't crush the lotus...those are important flowers in his culture. He does stuff it in the sash around his waist, though.]