HazMat Log 008 ♔ Patootles and Discount Coupons

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Tartle Island then Deesuko Ballia
When: 8/7 onwards
What: gathering a patootle and then party over at pirate heaven
Warnings: alcohol and little whales that fart bubbles are dangerous to your health
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is still 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' August log of doom part! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

8/7-8/11 : Sailing to Tartle Island
8/12-8/14 : Tartle Fun!
8/15-8/21 : Sailing to Deesuko Ballia
8/22-?: Party hard!!

Comments

[notacostume]

I hope nobody gets any ideas to take them back to the ship.

They're cute, but I don't think I could handle them farting bubbles like that.

[willwork4sugar]

Might wanna keep an eye on Sweets, in that case.

[He smiles lopsidedly, because these weird things seem right up Cynthia's alley.]

[notacostume]

Sweets? Do you mean Cynthia? She wouldn't really...

[Wait.]

Who am I kidding, she totally would.

[willwork4sugar]

Yyyyep.

[notacostume]

Maybe... it won't be so bad! She's got all those other creatures, right? Maybe she can train these to be more well-behaved!

And not fart in our room.

[A girl can dream.]

[willwork4sugar]

[Sorry, Gaius can't help but almost laugh at that. He coughs in an awkward attempt not to.]

Well, she is a professional trainer or something, right? So who knows.

....but if not, maybe you can have your own rooms if we ever end up snagging a bigger ship.