A Water Park with Hammers

[meatthefuture]

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Aquatica Paradise
When: Feb 27th-?
What: Fun, passion, possibly some drowning
Warnings: the usual
Status: Open to any who want to stop by..



You know the drill :3

Comments

[yourotherleft]

Us? You're the one toting around a set of breasts!

[Luffy for fuck's sake, button your pants. That's a great idea, though. Zoro is not drunk enough yet.]

Yeah, let's see what other kind of drinking prizes we can rack up. They gotta be better than this. [much as he's strangely proud of that fourth sword...]

[serving_love]

Yeah, but they're breasts so it's okay. Because breasts. Boobs. Boobs are shitty fantastic, you know?

[Admires his pillow for a moment, teetering into Zoro for a step or two as he takes his eyes off the path.

Then Luffy puts the nipple in its place and he erupts into snickers all over again, while simultaneously trying to school his face into a scowl and failing miserably.]

Oi, oi, get your fake nipple off my boobs, they have their own!

[...

My, those people over there are giving them such an odd look.

Sanji coughs.]

Hey, marimo, sniff us out a bar.

[meatthefuture]

Ahh but it looks so sofft. [just kinds of buries his face in your breasts as they walk along] Not as soft as Robin's though.

[no pillow was greater than a Robin pillow]

[yourotherleft]

No problem.

[because there's bars all along the beach, he can probably find one easily. Maybe his sense of direction will even improve with the tipsiness. Follow him this way! Or no, that way, there's music and laughter coming from that way, that's usually a bar, right?]

[serving_love]

Ahhh, Robin-chwaaan~

[Floats along beside them, happily imagining his lovely Robin-chan's bosom. He is LUCKILY a smidge too intoxicated to question why Luffy knows how soft Robin may or may not be.]

Her skin is so perfect and shitty lovely, I bet she's the softest of all~!!

[meatthefuture]

Nami's pretty soft, too. [he can't really tell which one is softer] And Hancock. And Chopper is soft a lot and Brook's afro. [soft and sacred] shishishi but not Zoro. [whaps Zoro in the abs a few times]

[yourotherleft]

Ow, Luffy!

[he is so done with you two. C'mere. One arm around each neck.]

There. There's a bar. Maybe if I drink more I'll be able to stand listening to you two talk about boobs.

[serving_love]

But I like Zoro's shitty not soft abs. S'okay if he's hard. He's good hard.

[ATTEMPTS A SMIRK as Zoro draws he and Luffy in, but it just comes out more a dumb grin than anything.]

Alright, let's go fill up this idiot's gut with shitty booze so we can talk about shitty fantastic lady parts!