☠Twelfth Reel: January Log!

[redcinemareel]

Who: The Bloody Roses, The Spade Pirates, and The Strawhat Crew! And anyone else at Aeolipile!
Where: Aeolipile Isle
When: January 5th for the arrival of The Bloody Roses and on!
What: On over abundance of crazy.
Warnings: PG13 probably.
Style: Lots of it!
Status: Open!

This is basically a part two to this monster of a post! Feel free to make threads for any day for your characters/crews/pet baby alligators/etc. Please specify the time of day and place in your comment!

Comments

[elementofcupcakes]

Well you're a STINKY-FACE! [Pinkie sticks out her tongue, complete with blowing a raspberry, and walks off.] THe nerve!

[dersite_dj]

Dude wait. Come on.

I mean. Whatever you are. You probably had no idea what people looked like when you first met 'em, right?

[This is Dave just sort of floating after Pinkie Pie...]

[elementofcupcakes]

[At least she's nice enough to look at him while responding!]

DUH! But I didn't call them a dog! I know what a dog looks like, and I don't look like a dog! I look like a pony! Haven't you seen a pony before?! Ponies are WAY bigger than dogs!

[dersite_dj]

[Admittedly, now that he heard clopping, he kind of believed her.

But, to be fair, neither ponies nor dogs were ever pink. Unless somebody dyed them. And then usually they got arrested for animal cruelty.]

Look, I've ridden a goddamn pony through the upper atmosphere before. Not that I really remember it.

Anyway, I don't remember ponies having gigantic bubblegum manes and... [DON'T CALL IT A TRAMP STAMP.]

...Tattoos. Though, to be fair, I've never seen a dog with either, so that's still my bad.

[elementofcupcakes]

[WELL HE SHOULD!

Ponies are totally pink, and purple, and white with rainbow manes!]

If you don't remember it, when how do you know you rode a pony through the air? [She stops and looks pretty skeptical about his explanation.]

Are you reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy sorry, then?

[dersite_dj]

I was a baby when it happened, apparently. Don't think I could scrounge up specifics on that scenario.

[It sounds a lot cooler/stupider than it actually was. No, wait, it doesn't.]

Anyway--yeah, I guess I'm sorry. [WAIT WHY WAS HE APOLOGIZING TO A PONY]

[elementofcupcakes]

Whoa...you were a wee little human?! [That's so cool!] AWESOME!

Okay, you're forgiven! [She points her hoof at him, though.] BUT DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!

[dersite_dj]

[Dave stared, totally ignoring Pinkie Pie's seriousness.

Really, he was talking to a pink pony.] Yeah, I guess. Well, all humans start out small.

Like, I dunno. Football size. Do ponies know what the fuck footballs are?

[elementofcupcakes]

What's a football?

[That's a 'no' for that question.]

[dersite_dj]

It's something you throw with your hands. I dunno.

It's the size of... a kettle? I guess that works.

[elementofcupcakes]

OOOOOHHH...hands! Those things, right? [Pinkie points to Daves's hands.]

That's a really small human! Even little baby ponies are bigger than that!

[dersite_dj]

[Dave wouldn't mention that it was totally weird for a pony to make casual gestures with its hooves.

Though, he hung onto one thing--]

Wait, why do you say baby ponies? We don't say baby humans--we just say babies.

[elementofcupcakes]

Just to make sure you know what I'm talking about! If we both use the same word, then we'll be even MORE confused than when we started, silly!