I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!

[allendsmeat]

Who: The Straw Hats
Where: Gun Frontier
When: 5/1- 5/9
What: General shenanigans
Warnings: None really
Status: Open to whoever is around; wants to drop by



Nothing but the usual of post dating. Figure we'll hit a couple towns or w/e but generally it's do whatever. If you want/need a sailing log part, feel free to put that in and label it as such. \o/

Some towns to play in...

Assford

Dead Man's Hill

Little Vezzno

Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

Carter's Roads

The Groves

If you have any other ideas for towns or anywhere you wanna go just lmk!

Comments

[yourotherleft]

[hmmmmmm. Yeah, he's still working on that. Maybe he could use this time to train himself to do something that ridiculous.]

It's usually enough to just deflect 'em. That's easy. Cutting them...

[Good job, Luffy, now he's seriously thinking about it]

[allendsmeat]

Cutting them would be really cool!

[he bounces his heels against the back of the bar, making the bar person twitch]

I bet there are even towns that'll shoot at you if you mess up so you could do it there.

[yourotherleft]

Yeah...this would be a good place to get some practice.

...just don't tell Bepo. I don't need any more lectures about reopening my injuries.

[allendsmeat]

Don't worry. Don't worry. [pat pat] Just eat lots of meat and they'll stay closed on their own.

[but not his meat. He orders more happily]

[yourotherleft]

I'm no doctor, but I dunno if that's how it works.

[he glances at the growing stack of plates. Yep, they're going to need to do this illegal thing to get out of there without forking over money they don't have. Damn.]

[allendsmeat]

haha sure it works. Listen, Zoro, when you feel bad you drink sake, right? And then you feel better.

[let Luffy explain you a thing as he randomly starts snatching the meat off the plate of others]

[yourotherleft]

Well, yeah...

[but that's sake. Meat is you, captain. Glancing over his shoulder to see if the theft is getting a reaction. Aw yeah, totally is. Awesome.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah exactly so if you drink a lot of sake your wounds will feel better, too and will say Oh I have to hold him together so I can have more yum yum.

[there is a chung and the chicken leg he was trying to get is stopped. Luffy blinks and saw some guy has stuck a knife in it.

/You better watch what you're doing, kid/

Luffy blinked and tugged it free, bone splitting in half and sucked the meat off before throwing the bone over his shoulder]

So you just gotta drink as much as you can and try not to leak.

[/oi! Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you!/]

[yourotherleft]

[Psh, that guy. What a weak way to try to stop Luffy. Zoro just snorts and goes back to his drink]

I won't leak, I'm not opening my stitches or anything. As long as Bepo can do what Chopper usually does, I'll be fine. But if you really want me to have more to drink, who am I to argue?

[his tankard isn't even empty yet, but he holds it out for a refill.]

1/3

[allendsmeat]

Yeah! Drink 'til you're healthy! [raises his glass in the air]

More, old man! More milk!

[/I'm not an old--!/

[allendsmeat]

[/Hey get your hands outta my stew!/]

AH! HOT!

[pulls his hand back to himself and blows on it]

3/4 damnit Luffy

[allendsmeat]

Oi! [slaps his hand on the bar and glares at the man]

What was that for?!

[/Why the hell are you yelling at me?! You're the one who grabbed it, you dumbshit!/]

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah! My bad. [he hooked his fingers around the bowl this time and fwipped the whole thing toward himself only spilling a little]

This food is pretty good! [slurps it all down.] Gonna get any meat, Zoro?

[yourotherleft]

[Ah, Luffy. Never change. The shenanigans are something Zoro can shrug off but the people whose food is being swiped? Not so much.]

Nah, I'm not that hungry. I've got my booze, I'm good.

[And his senses are aware of everyone behind them getting riled up]

[allendsmeat]

Yosh. Okay! [he hadn't been planning to borrow any off of Zoro at all. Why do you ask?]

Old man! More meat!

[/It's cooking... . . . You are planning to pay for yours and everyone's right?/]

Hahaha I don't have any money!

[/That's not something to laugh about!/]

How about you, Zoro?

[yourotherleft]

Nope. Can't even remember the last time I had any money on me.

[Apparently, they don't need to moon anybody to have the bartender calling for their arrest. That'll do nicely. Not that Zoro even twitches a muscle, until bartender attempts to swipe his tankard right out of his hand to stop him from enjoying another drop. His grip is too strong so she ends up just smacking it across the bar, spilling what was left.

Cue Zoro's anger.]

That was perfectly good drink you just wasted.

[allendsmeat]

Wow you're broke even when Nami's not here.

[that's pretty amazing. He blinks as the drink is spilled and notices the tension. Well sake is pretty important to him]

Ah, it's fine. I'll pay for your next one, Zoro.

[/You don't have any money!/ the barperson snaps.]

Yeah, but listen, is there any exciting treasure around here? If you tell us where it is, we can find it and bring it back to pay you.

[The bar person hesitates that.

/Well.../

From behind them comes the sound of scraping chairs and the bartenders face goes stony. A glint of fear in her eyes.

/Oh no/ A man says. /You're not going anywhere. Do you know who you've been disrespecting?!/]

No.

[/We are--/]

Anyway about this treasure.

[/Don't just ignore me! Hey, brat! You stole our food and you're not even taking us seriously! The only way you're getting out of here is in a coffin!/]

[yourotherleft]

[Oh, treasure? Yes, Luffy, find the treasure. Meanwhile, Zoro swivels his stool around to face the growing throng of people whose food has disappeared into his captain's gut. He sets a hand on the topmost of the three swords in wordless threat.]

There a reason we should bother taking such small fries seriously?

[Yep. Insulting them is the way to go.]

[allendsmeat]

[Luffy lets Zoro handle it and leans on the counter, watching as the lady gestures at a map]

[the men, however, are obviously incensed, and quite a few pull knives, though there are more guns, naturally, and one even has two small ones curled in either end of his mustache.

/Small fries?! You want to say that again, deadbeat? We'll put so many holes in you, you won't even be able to strain cabbage/

/Uh, boss,/ says another guy. /that doesn't actually make sense./

/Shut up! You two are deader than...you're just dead, okay?/

There is the sound of about fifty cocking hammers]

[yourotherleft]

[Really. Mustache guns.

Zoro cocks his head slightly to see if Luffy's done yet. Bullets won't hurt him anyway, if any escape him.]

Gettin' kind of tired of this shit. Oi, captain - you want a piece of the action? Otherwise I kind of want all of it.

[two swords out and a bloodthirsty grin on his face]

[allendsmeat]

[blinks and looks back at him]

No, I'm okay. [waves a hand and turns back to the barperson]


[/swords? Ha!/ says the outlaw. /You can't defeat us like that! We'll show you the name of fear!/

/Boss that doesn't make--/

/Shut up! Kill them!/

Shots rang out everywhere and one or two knives flipped through the air]

[yourotherleft]

[Oh good. He wants to have some fun. And this is going to be fun.

The pair of swords come up in a flash, a whirl of flashes actually, blocking so many bullets all at once that it seems impossible. Any Zoro doesn't block he lets pass by with ease, so Luffy can rebound them without having to try. There's a bunch of pings of metal on metal, and then half the gunslingers are ducking and shrieking as their shots come right back at them.

Not to be outdone, Zoro leaps into the fray, excited to show these dumbasses why you can bring a sword to a gunfight. Well, three of them.]

[allendsmeat]

[at some point, Luffy turns to watch, sipping his fresh glass of milk with the map shoved in his back pocket. Zoro's gotten a lot stronger and it's fun to watch him ping bullets off everything. One bullet hits Luffy between the eyes and pings back the way it came and another his shoulder. He can hear the barperson freaking out which is pretty funny and then the main guy shouts

/Big Eddie!/

And a guy from the back stands up with a super cool pistol that's as big as a cannon]

H'oooh! That's awesome!

[yourotherleft]

[Where are these guys coming from? No sooner does Zoro knock down five of them, there's five more with reloaded guns. Geez. He knocks a few more sprawling and then pauses where he is. He has his back to the super-cool pistol Luffy is goggling at, but he can sense that there are more people over there, and follows Luffy's gaze to see what's so great.

...oho.

Without missing a beat, he draws Wadou Ichimonji and places it in his teeth before turning. This is gonna be easy.]

You should know not to challenge a pirate with a cannon.

[The guy naturally gets offended and shoots, but a bullet that size is nooooo problem. A little Rock Hunting, perhaps? Bits of giant shot go spiraling off into opposite sides of the room, landing in the middle of more clusters of gunslingers and exploding. Zoro unleashes a Pound Cannon of his own, which throws the big guy with the big gun through the far wall and out into the street beyond.]

1/2

[allendsmeat]

[laughs and claps]

hahahaha Awesome, Zoro!