I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!

[allendsmeat]

Who: The Straw Hats
Where: Gun Frontier
When: 5/1- 5/9
What: General shenanigans
Warnings: None really
Status: Open to whoever is around; wants to drop by



Nothing but the usual of post dating. Figure we'll hit a couple towns or w/e but generally it's do whatever. If you want/need a sailing log part, feel free to put that in and label it as such. \o/

Some towns to play in...

Assford

Dead Man's Hill

Little Vezzno

Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

Carter's Roads

The Groves

If you have any other ideas for towns or anywhere you wanna go just lmk!

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Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

[allendsmeat]

[a lizard ranch by the sea, this town features rideable lizards that you can pace around a variety of courses, catching rings and tokens for prizes. There is also tyranosaur wrestling and to the west, a spa complete with massages, manicures, pedicures and a pool with unique water slides]

OTA

[bepobear]

[Seriously, someone come play with the polar bear? He's got a little stack of prizes from the lizard ranch, has eyed the Rex Wrestling and completely ignored it to go to the spa. Actually, to the pool.]

[IN long legged orange and black board shorts! So cute. His wide butt fit well though and he was taking every chance he could to squeeze through a tube slide and shoot out the other side, skidding to a stop and dropping like a rock. Coming back up and shooting water from his mouth. AHHHH Thumbs Up! Woo!]

[letteropener]

[Celestia tilts her hat back to look at Bepo with an amused smile.]

Somepony is having fun.

...but don't you think this is somewhat out of place?

[bepobear]

[He swims over to the side of the pool, grinning like fool and resting his big arms on the side, feet swishing under the water.]

It is fun. I mean, it's just water, but the slides are really cool.

[out of place? He looked confused, head tilted] What do you mean?

[letteropener]

When we came to this island, with its thick dust and saloons, and its magnificent Appleloosan garb -- [She spreads her wings slightly, which makes the duster she's wearing billow around her.] -- I did not at any moment expect to see a waterpark.

[allendsmeat]

WAHOOOOOO! [zips down the slide and crashes into the back of Bepo's head before cartwheeling over from momentum and splashing in the water






where he sinks like a rock. Oops.]

[bepobear]

OW! [yelped, rubbing his head and then---]

IDIOT! [he dove under water, bear swimming down to grab him, and haul his butt out, swishing hi hind legs to hold Luffy's head above water.]

Death wish?!

[allendsmeat]

Pbbbbt! [spits out water] But thaat was fuun.

Re: Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

[letteropener]

I have no idea how I got baited into this...

[So says Celestia as she looks down at the tyrannosaurus pinned beneath her front hooves on the ground. With a little help from her magic, of course.]

[allendsmeat]

Hoooh! You're really good at that! [is sitting on the fence] Are you gonna eat it now?

[letteropener]

Ponies are not capable of digesting meat, Luffy. We simply aren't capable of it, any more than you humans can satisfy yourself with grass and flowers.

[With a powerful sweep of her wings, she rises into the air, then uses her magic to lift the dinosaur up and set it on its feet once again.]

5/5 BIRTHDAY PARTY!

[allendsmeat]

[Ride the dinosaurs! Eat the dinosaurs! Wrestle t-rexes! Go for a swim! Or get a relaxing massage! And eat til you explode! Drink til you die! Live without regrets because this is the party for the man who is going to be King of the Pirates!]

[yourotherleft]

[fuck yeah party! Party party party party!

Zoro can be found anywhere there's drink. Also, near the pool. Bring it on!]

[allendsmeat]

[pops over to him, grinning and shaking water out of his hair like a dog while he picks up a tankard of whatever and drains it in a gulp.]

Haah That's good! [hiccup] Na, Zoro! Let's go down the mountain! It's pretty fun! [he's been down it once or twice with Bepo and he really wants to go some more]

[yourotherleft]

Down the mountain? [huh? what? Oh, there. He squints up at Luffy - for him to be enjoying the water, it must be worth it]

I suppose somebody's gotta keep you from downing, huh?

[letthestormrageon]

[Elsa is there, of course, she wouldn't miss Luffy's birthday party... She missed too many of Anna's and while it's far from making up for what she did in the past, at least she wants to be a proper nakama for Luffy. And she's sure that if she didn't go he wouldn't have liked it, no matter what.

Still, she's uncomfortable. When she learned it was his birthday she had tried to think of something to get him as a gift, but all she knows of Luffy tells her that the best gift would be meat... And there's more than enough of that in the party. So she ends being empty handed and hoping that her presence will suffice, even if she hardly thinks of it as a good "gift".

So she sits somewhere, watching Luffy bounce all around and having a drink on her own. At least until someone drags her to do something else, to which she's perfectly open, it's just that it's hard for her to just go and bounce like their captain does.]

[allendsmeat]

[/SKREEK!/ What's that noise? Is that a velociraptor inaccurately big and goofily feathered but with nevertheless sharp teeth and a bump on its head? Why yes, yes it is. More importantly Luffy is riding it. It's possibly one of the ones you're supposed to wrestle but never mind]

YO, ELSA! [pulls the creature to a stop using a makeshift and shoddy looking reins made of rope.]

Let's go!

[bepobear]

[Look, he had come here on his own, snooping around. Some how got in for free through a gate on mistake, and left with prizes. This time he's sniffing out a food seller, unsure of what he was smelling. Only...]

[He came to a huge stop at the side of a 'Fight a T-Rex" place, toddling over there now. Ooo, that could be fun. And if he wins the big prize, what ever that might be (and it has to be AWESOME) he could give it to Luffy as a gift. Awesome!]

[Guess who's considering fighting a god damn dinosaur?]

[thetruehistorian]

[There's a soft chuckle right next to him.]

Thinking of fighting a dinosaur, are you?

[serving_love]

[HAVE A RIDICULOUSLY HUGE CAKE, LUFFY.

That is designed and decorated to look like a giant shitty chunk of meat, but it's not. It's chocolate. Don't get too disappointed when you inevitably try to sneak over and take a huge bite out of it.

Sanji's got the barbecue going, though, all sorts of stuff sizzling away as he cooks up literal mountains of food for his captain's birthday. The cake is on a table to the side of him, waiting to be cut.]

[yourotherleft]

[snooping around the grill, because fuck chocolate, man. Seriously]

How much longer?

[allendsmeat]

[is actually waiting! It's sometimes fun to wait for special things like this. So he'll come around and watch Sanji work. He has mystery chocolate around his mouth and on his nose and probably most of the lower half of his face but that probably came from nothing and don't look on the backside of the cake because he might have ate some. Yep]

That smells really good, Sanji! Oh by the way I got another one. [and he drags the huge t-rex over] Where do you want me to put it?

[seakingbait]

[Sanji, your work never ceases to amaze. Keimi eyes the cake with wide-eyed wonder. If he hadn't told her it was chocolate, the young mermaid would have believed it to be decorated with slabs of meat.]

You're incredible, Sanji-chin!

[thetruehistorian]

[Don't look now, Luffy, because you literally couldn't if you wanted to. Someone's put their hands over your eyes and hasn't even given you the benefit of a whispered "guess who?"]

[allendsmeat]

Ehhh? [he reaches up with one hand and touches the ones over his eyes, still eating] Robin?