Bittys on Board

[allendsmeat]

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Sailing along
When: 15th-?
What: Bitty Curse Event and general sailing log
Warnings: lots of kid shenanigans
Status: closed



Make sure to date your threads! and when we're about ready I'll add another post to this for general sailing shenanigans

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[serving_love]

[Sidesteps that easily enough, looking thoroughly unimpressed, but he does draw to a halt since Luffy clearly doesn't recognize him.

...Also that move answers a question Sanji had, and he curses under his breath.

Great. Still a hammer.]

I'm not going to hurt you, Luffy.

[Holds his hands up in a placating gesture. And then after thinking for a second, he grins and tips his head toward the galley.]

I just thought maybe you'd like some breakfast.

[rubber_kid]

[he pulls the arm back to himself though it wiggles a little as his control still isn't great and he knows better than to just trust ]

[rubber_kid]

Breakfast? haha You're really a great guy then, huh! [hurries up to walk by his side so he won't miss anything] What kind of breakfast?

[serving_love]

[Arches an eyebrow, an amused expression on his face as he looks down...dooooown at Luffy.

Fuck, they were all so goddamn tiny.]

I'm a great guy. [Grins.] And the best cook you're ever gonna meet!

[Leads the way to the galley as he speaks, being careful to keep his pace slow enough that he doesn't leave Luffy behind.]

I got pancakes...and bacon and sausage for you.

[rubber_kid]

[He has no problem since he's used to keeping up with Jiichan, not to mention Ace who doesn't slow down for anything. But he was pretty much gone the moment you started with the "ba" and by the time "con" is finished he's already in the kitchen, cramming fistfuls in his mouth with all the energy of someone who has to fight a dozen hungry bandits and his voracious brothers to eat]

[serving_love]

[.......Should've seen that coming, really.

Sanji curses then takes off after him. He bursts into the galley just in time to see half his food disappearing down Luffy's throat -- so that hasn't changed, apparently -- and marches over to snag him by the bag of his shirt and pull him away.]

Oi, oi, oi, slow down, rubber kid! There's plenty of damn food, alright? You don't need to fuckin' inhale it.

[rubber_kid]

[no way! He's not going to stop til it's gone or he's full or someone else steals it ahead of him! He flails as he's pulled away]

Oi! Oi! Leggo! Get your own! [flail flail rawr rawr! And then his arms stretch the distance anyway to snag what he can]

[serving_love]

[Augh, those shitty stretchy arms of his! Sanji pulls Luffy back farther, lifting him right into the air as he does, and wraps a hand around his arms to yank at them, as well.]

I can get my own whenever I want, I ain't trying to steal your food, Luffy! What the hell, calm down!

[rubber_kid]

[stares up at him with half a sausage in his hand. Really? Well he was wearing dress up clothes so maybe he was like Makino and not a bandit. In that case...]

Can I have some juice? [He said around a mouth full of sausage. It felt really good to be held up like this, too, and he liked it a lot. But he was s'pposed to be getting stronger so he squirmed to get down]

[serving_love]

[Ignores his squirming, instead lifting him a little higher so that he's at eye level.]

Promise me you'll go sit at the table and wait for me to bring you a shitty plate, and you can have as much juice as you want. Deal?

[rubber_kid]

[he really likes this guy's face. And his weird eyebrow]

Okay. [if the guy will give him food he can be happy and he can wait but... he's sort of curious, so, pushes up the other side of his hair]

Pffff shishishi Your face is so weird!

[serving_love]

[GRUMPY LOOK, but then he just rolls his eyes and carries Luffy to the table.]

Your face is gonna be an indent on my shoe if you don't watch it, kid.

[Said ever so casually as he plops Luffy down in a seat.]

Sit.

[EYEING HIM ALL THE WAY as he moves to the fridge to get him that juice.]

[rubber_kid]

Shishishi [he sits where he's plopped but tries to sneak bacon when Sanji isn't looking]

Why did you kidnap everyone anyway, weirdbrow?

[serving_love]

[Slams the fridge door shut and gives that sneaking hand a glare.]

You're really asking to be served shitty celery for breakfast if you don't cut that out.

[Brings him the juice.]

And I didn't kidnap you, the hell would I do with a bunch of midgets running around underfoot? You all just...woke up here.

[rubber_kid]

[steals those sausages anyway. Fwip! Nom nom]

You're a pretty nice guy for a kidnapper. I like you! But I'm still gonna kick your butt.

[but Ace and Sabo would do it harder. Maybe he could show them how tough he'd gotten!]

By the way, weirdbrow, where did you put my pipe?

[serving_love]

[Snorts.]

Not anytime soon, you're not.

[Crosses his arms, watching him with a furrowed brow.]

Don't know what you're talking about, I ain't ever seen this pipe of yours. You eat like you've never seen food before, you know that?

[Which he's used to, but that's when Luffy is an adult. How much can this kid pack away?]

[rubber_kid]

Eh? Really? [he doesn't see food any more cuz now the bacon is gone] But your food is really good! When I get big I'm gonna kidnap you.

[Because a cook was always important and he needed the best cook. He swung his legs happily]

You wanna come sail with me?

[serving_love]

...

[He grins a little.]

Nah, when you get big, you're not gonna have to kidnap me.

[Then his grin widens.]

It might take some convincing, maybe, but I'll come with you willingly.

[rubber_kid]

Eh? Really? You mean you want to? [that's really awesome!]

You'll be pretty old by then so agree now so you won't forget [and he takes the rest of the sausage]

[serving_love]

[Rolls his eyes.]

I won't be that old, kid, geez. But fine, fine. Agreed. I'll sail with you.