fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

Comments

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

And why are you useless now and not with seventeen?

[Because kids can do the same as adults. Mostly. Sometimes even more, he can floor adults much bigger than him and that other adults can't after all.]

[reluctantjinrou]

I'm pretty useless then too, but less so.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

Why? Just because you're older? That's silly.

[reluctantjinrou]

No, I'm a vampire when I'm older.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Well... He's going to be a phoenix but...]

So when you grow up you become a vampire? Are you sure you're not having just weird memories?

[reluctantjinrou]

I'm sure.

[He snorts a little bit.]

Unfortunately.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

And how can you be so sure? Because I don't remember you as an adult or a vampire.

[Pics or it didn't happen.]

[reluctantjinrou]

You'll remember me whenever this wears off, whatever it is.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Ikki frowns at that.]

Or maybe you will stop remembering things wrong? Do you have any proof that you're actually older than me?

[reluctantjinrou]

Nothing on me. I suppose you could be right.

[He isn't, but there's no point in fighting with Ikki about it.]

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Ikki frowns, knowing that he's being brushed off but relaxes after a moment.]

Do you drink blood when you're older then?

[reluctantjinrou]

[He nods a little bit.]

I do. I didn't want to but it's kind of become something that's necessary.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[A look.]

Well, vampires drink blood to survive. It's their food, if you're going to be one of course it's going to be necessary.

[reluctantjinrou]

That happens to be the case, yes. However I didn't want to be a vampire. It's complicated.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Ikki's still not very convinced, to be honest.]

Were you kidnapped by a corporation and forced to become one?

[reluctantjinrou]

[He blinks a little bit.]

No. I don't think that's how vampires work.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

Maybe they made another vampire bite you and turn you so they could study you.

[That's what corporations do after all. Probably Kido wants the Cloths to study them too, or for some rich collection of his.]

Or to keep you as part of a collection of a rich man.

[Sure, Natsuno is a human, but Ikki's sure rich people would keep anything as a collection. Because they are sick and stupid and bad people, like Saori, so young and treating them like slaves, as if they weren't people.]

[reluctantjinrou]

I don't think so. I think the vampire that made the vampire turn me was just being a big jerk.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

The vampire that made the vampire turn you? Why didn't the first vampire turn you directly? Your story doesn't make any sense.

[Says the kid saying he will become a firebird.]

[reluctantjinrou]

He made my friend do it instead so it would hurt both our feelings.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

That's stupid. Your vampires are stupid. You should have punched him.

["To hurt our feelings", pfff, that's ridiculous.]

[reluctantjinrou]

[Well he's not going to explain the trauma to Ikki when he's too young to understand it.]

Believe me, if I get my hands on him, I'll be punching him just to start.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

[Ikki nods firmly, satisfied with that.]

Yeah, you should do that. Is he an adult? Do you know how to punch an adult? You can't punch them like you do with other kids, that won't do much damage.

[reluctantjinrou]

He's an adult. He's a lot bigger and stronger than me. I don't really know how to punch him no...but I'll do my best.

[giovaneuccellodifuoco]

That's not going to work! Here, come with me, I'll teach you how to punch an adult!

[Reaching for your hand and trying to drag you somewhere to teach you, Natsuno.]