fiery violent pirate babies

[hiken]

Who: The Spade Pirates. Babies.
Where: Somewhere on the ocean, constantly circling the same reef. Babies.
When: May 15th - May 18th Babies.
What: IDK, look at the subject header.
Warnings: Babies.
Style: Action, Log, Babies.
Status: Babies.

General catch-all for baby-things! Make your own threads, babies. /slaps

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[reluctantjinrou]

[He blushes at the thought of waking up a girl.]

Oh god. Tell me that is never going to happen to me!

[theartofboom]

Who can say, kiddo? I sure never thought I'd wake up as a man.

[reluctantjinrou]

[He shudders.]

No offense, but I'm not the kind of guy who wants to be a woman.

[theartofboom]

And I like having the parts I have. It was weird not having boobs, you know.

[reluctantjinrou]

I really have no frame of reference for that.

[theartofboom]

And that, dear boy, is a sad, sad thing.

[reluctantjinrou]

What? It is not! I don't want to know what that..those...any girl things are like!

[He's beet red and completely flustered.]

[theartofboom]

You don't?

[And then Chandra had an idea. A terrible, awful, no good, rotten idea...]

Realllllly?

[reluctantjinrou]

Really! I really don't!

[Ideas. Ideas are bad. No Chandra, no!]

[theartofboom]

[She chuckles and continues cutting up vegetables.]

Soft...and squishy...and really, really pleasant to squeeze and feel against your skin...I mean, you know all this already though.

[reluctantjinrou]

[If he gets any redder he may pass out from lack of blood.]

What?! No! I don't know anything about that! Nothing at all!

[theartofboom]

Oh yes you do. You had a mother, right?

[reluctantjinrou]

Well yes, of course I did.

[Where is she going with this...?]

[theartofboom]

You know, mothers have breasts...and kids get to touch them all over. You may not remember it, but I'm sure your hands have been all over someone's...

[reluctantjinrou]

What? I...

[He sputters a bit.]

Ew. I mean. That's my mother. I..but...gah!

[He bangs his head on the counter as he drops it into his arms to hide his face.]

[theartofboom]

And? She's still a woman.

[Chandra cackles as she starts cutting up some potato.]

[reluctantjinrou]

It's not the same!

[His voice might be muffled by the counter.]

I don't even know if I did that! You can't talk about something like that!

[theartofboom]

I can, and I just did!

[She has all her fingers, and the knife goes chop, chop, chop...

Though if you want her to stop, you might wanna run away, Yuuki!]

[reluctantjinrou]

[He's not scared! Just horribly embarrassed.]

You don't...you can't talk about such private things were I come from!

[He peeks at her over his little arms.]

[theartofboom]

Well are we in your world? No.

[Chop chop, and dropping potatoes in the pot.]

[reluctantjinrou]

Believe me, I am reminded of that daily!

[He takes a deep breath, clearing his throat and letting the blush subside. ]

[theartofboom]

[Chandra just laughs and keeps on cutting.]

Yeah, I know. Relax kiddo, I'm just messing with you. But you really don't know what you're missing out on.

[reluctantjinrou]

I'm pretty sure I've never considered...what I was missing out on. Never thought, hey I should find a girl and touch her.

[He glances away.]

Wasn't meant to be.

[theartofboom]

Well I can't really talk. I like boys too.

[She snorts a laugh and starts chopping up a bit of steak for the stew.]

But I'm greedy like that.

[reluctantjinrou]

Why is that greedy?

[Natsuno blinks at her, she's lost him.]