HazMat Log 008 ♔ Patootles and Discount Coupons

[anelegantmyth]

Who: Hazardous Materials
Where: Tartle Island then Deesuko Ballia
When: 8/7 onwards
What: gathering a patootle and then party over at pirate heaven
Warnings: alcohol and little whales that fart bubbles are dangerous to your health
Style: Any!
Status: Zoo entrance fee is still 50 doubloons

Hazardous Materials' August log of doom part! Date your stuff, you all know the drill.

8/7-8/11 : Sailing to Tartle Island
8/12-8/14 : Tartle Fun!
8/15-8/21 : Sailing to Deesuko Ballia
8/22-?: Party hard!!

Comments

[willwork4sugar]

[Part of him's still not sure why they're at this island since nothing really caught his attention in the brochure. Then again, it seemed Cynthia had been interested in something here.]

....

[Those things, right? They look right up the Pokemon master's alley.]

...that where they get the name, you think?

[notacostume]

[Oh god, it finally clicked in Mona's head.]

You know, something tells me that's exactly where it came from.

[More fart bubbles.]

Come on! Will you guys stop that already?!

[At least it doesn't smell awful? Actually, quite the opposite.]

[willwork4sugar]

Least it makes sense. Kinda crude, but...

[...that's gotta be one of the strangest thing I've ever seen around here.]

Yeah, that's just weird.

[notacostume]

I hope nobody gets any ideas to take them back to the ship.

They're cute, but I don't think I could handle them farting bubbles like that.

[willwork4sugar]

Might wanna keep an eye on Sweets, in that case.

[He smiles lopsidedly, because these weird things seem right up Cynthia's alley.]

[notacostume]

Sweets? Do you mean Cynthia? She wouldn't really...

[Wait.]

Who am I kidding, she totally would.

[willwork4sugar]

Yyyyep.

[notacostume]

Maybe... it won't be so bad! She's got all those other creatures, right? Maybe she can train these to be more well-behaved!

And not fart in our room.

[A girl can dream.]

[willwork4sugar]

[Sorry, Gaius can't help but almost laugh at that. He coughs in an awkward attempt not to.]

Well, she is a professional trainer or something, right? So who knows.

....but if not, maybe you can have your own rooms if we ever end up snagging a bigger ship.