Not feeling like myself today...

[oneofthelost]

Who: The Spade crew ... and the unfortunate souls who've swapped bodies with them
Where: Sun, Moon, Big Dipper, Little Dipper
When: Aug 21st-25th
What: Mist-Taken Identity event
Warnings: Varied; please put warnings in subject lines if/when necessary
Style: Any
Status: Open to crew/swapped crew

A catch-all log for the Spades and their shenanigans for the event.

If you aren't using icons for your character's swap and they are swapped, linking a picture of what they now look like would be helpful!

Comments

[heartismyown]

You could have.

[Roxas leans down a little to rest his chin on the top of Selphie's head. Definitely a strange experience.]

Why'd you find a girl to change with anyway?

[He doesn't really know how the curse works at all.]

You okay?

[by_heart]

You really think I did this on purpose? If I was gonna choose someone, it sure as hell wouldn't have been someone on this crew. Cynthia, maybe, if she was around...

[Okay, best not to be thinking about that right now. Lea sighs and shakes his head.]

Can this be over, already?

[heartismyown]

I don't know how long it's going to take for this to stop.

[It's weird for Roxas, but he's not struggling as much as Lea is. He doesn't let go, moving only to run his hand along the back of Lea's head gently in a comforting manner.]

At least you're not alone right?

[by_heart]

Rub it in, why don't you?

[They'd sorted that business out, so he's really just teasing. Still, there's no denying the mess they're in. Lea sneaks a glance at the deck of the ship out of the corner of his eye.]

You're gonna get me in even more trouble, you know.

[heartismyown]

[Roxas sighs lightly and then makes a questioning noise.]

Hm? Why would I get you in trouble?

[by_heart]

Pretty sure this counts as funny business in Selphie's body.

[Not that he's moving.]

Plus, everybody's expecting you to be all mad at me and I kinda ruined that.

[heartismyown]

I didn't do anything weird!

[Roxas blushes a brilliant red. It's not his fault, Guy has a heart!]

I'm not mad at you anymore. We sorted it all out. Don't worry too much though, Marco said I could come.

[by_heart]

Marco said you could come when you were pissed off at me.

[Lea reaches up and pokes Roxas' cheek.]

I don't think he invited you over so you could make blushy faces at me. Look at that face.

[Lea giggles. It's disturbing. Stop that, Selphie's body.]

Should I be worried about letting you loose around cute girls?

[heartismyown]

[He was going to respond until Lea started in on him and instead he sputters.]

W-W-What?! No! I'm not! I mean...what cute girls? What are you talking about?!

[Lea's efforts are not letting his blush fade in the least.]

[by_heart]

What--

[No more giggling, Lea practically cackles at that.]

What cute girls?! If Selphie heard that...!

[Here he is, wearing this cute little dress all snuggled up to Roxas' side and Roxas is like "What cue girls?" and that's hysterical.]

[heartismyown]

Lea! [He groans.] What're you on about?

[He can feel the burning in his cheeks and he puts his hands to his face to hide it. Geeze Lea!]

Well I'm glad you're laughing about something!

[by_heart]

You gotta admit it's pretty funny.

[Well, except Roxas seems to be completely mystified as to why. Someone's really going to have to talk to him about that.]

[heartismyown]

I don't know what's funny about it!

[He peers at Lea over his fingertips.]

You're confusing me...and laughing at me.

[Roxas isn't in the mood to be angry though, so he just sighs a little.]

Do you at least feel better?

[by_heart]

Of course I do! My best friend decided he was going to be a hero and come save his damsel in distress. Why wouldn't that cheer me up?

[That Roxas immediately decided to become a flustered mess is just a bonus.]

[heartismyown]

[It was against his will Lea!]

Hmph, that's right. Like a princess.

[And because he's always wanted to, he rests his arm on Selphie's head. HA.]

A short princess.

[Roxas snickers.]

[by_heart]

Petite! Girls are petite! You better learn the lingo or you're gonna make 'em mad at you and girls stay mad forever.

[Sage advice from Professor Lea.]

[heartismyown]

Maybe, but you're not really a girl.

[Why does he need to be able to talk to girls?]

Girls are too weird.

[by_heart]

Roxas, please tell me you're past the "girls have cooties" stage. I mean, yeah, girls can be pretty weird, but please tell me you understand why we gotta stay on their good side.

[Or he has a lot more thinking to do about this whole situation.]

[heartismyown]

I don't think that. [He scratches his head a little.] But I don't get what you're talking about either.

[by_heart]

[Lea heaves a sigh and gives Roxas a long-suffering look. This is a lost cause and he knows it.]

Yeah, maybe that's something we should go over later.

[The way he'd been blushing earlier gave him a little hope, but he should have know better. This is Roxas, after all.]

[heartismyown]

[He blinks at that.]

How come you can't tell me now?

[Lea's just choosing the wrong examples, that's all. Cute girls he doesn't know don't really pique his interest. Tall redheaded jerks on the other hand...]

[by_heart]

[You can't really blame Lea, though. He's quite interested in cute girls. He's just made some very important exceptions to that along the way.]

Because it's gonna take me a while and I'd rather do it back on our own ship in our own room or my own galley or my own whatever. Not this place.

[heartismyown]

Okay, when we get back then!

[He grins at Lea and goes to pull him into a hug again. He's just so much smaller than Roxas and it's kind of great in a way. It will probably never happen again.]