A Water Park with Hammers

[meatthefuture]

Who: The Straw Hat Pirates
Where: Aquatica Paradise
When: Feb 27th-?
What: Fun, passion, possibly some drowning
Warnings: the usual
Status: Open to any who want to stop by..



You know the drill :3

Comments

[yourotherleft]

Of course I'm a good swimmer, that's not the point. The point is how much air there is between where we are and were you think I'm gonna be swimming.

[the trees thin out, too, so there won't be a lot of places for him to try to rubber-lasso to save them the drop. Hahaha shit.]

The current's too strong, I think we're kinda fucked.

[meatthefuture]

Shishishi Great. [wraps himself around Zoro and pats his head] Don't worry, you'll be fine. [he leans forward seeing the river far far below]

I like this ride.

[yourotherleft]

[WELP.

looks desperately around one last time before giving in to fate. One deep breath, and he's ready to meet death.]

I am so going to kick your aaaaaaaaaa.....

[and over they go! He does not like this ride.]

[meatthefuture]

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[splosh]

[yourotherleft]

[grits his teeth, closes his eye, and prays Luffy fuusens them out of there.

Well, at least they didn't die! But holy shit he left his stomach about a hundred feet that way and hitting the water hurts like fuck. Zoro comes up for breath, spluttering, and then checks to see if Luffy was wrapped tightly enough not to come loose when they hit the water below. Else, he's going to have to go fishing.]

[meatthefuture]

[still hanging on by his feet and one arm cuz the other is holding his hat. He's watter logged as hell but happy]

That was fuuun. Shishishibleeh [rests his head on Zoro's shoulder.]

We should do it again.

[yourotherleft]

[oh thank goodness, one problem solved. He can take a limp captain any day]

No. Once was plenty. Now hang on, or I'll tie you in knots so I can swim without losing you.

[strikes out for the nearest shore, with a good manly breaststroke]

[meatthefuture]

Shishishi. [he likes this, too. He rests his cheek on Zoro's hair and sighs contentedly] That was a lot of fun. [happy happy]

I'm glad you're strong. [it makes him feel like Zoro can do anything. Even going over a waterfall. And he doesn't have to worry cuz Zoro will be there]

[yourotherleft]

[for all his spluttering and protesting, he was probably more than strong enough to take that fall all along]

Told you I would be. Gotta keep you from drowning, don't I?

[meatthefuture]

Shishishi yep!

[and for a bit he's content to lie there.

...but then he smells a something tasty wafting along the breeze... But he's too weak to stretch at all so...he sniffs around a bit]

Hey, Zoro... [grabs both sides of Zoro's head and turns it.] Got that way.

[yourotherleft]

Huhwhaa...?

[it's not toward shore, but as soon as his head is turned, he automatically starts swimming in that direction]

Why, what's up?

[meatthefuture]

Food!

[but hey, that's pretty neat! He turns Zoro's head a little bit the other way wondering if he can make him swerve back and forth]

[yourotherleft]

[yep, he does, so if you want that food, best keep him on a steady heading. Hurr.]

Food? Where? Leave it to you to smell food after falling off a waterfall.

[meatthefuture]

[after he's done swimming him in a few circles. Ahhh, Zoro is so awesome

Shishishi I can smell food anywhere. Let's go this way! [point! (with Zoro's head) ]

[yourotherleft]

[argh don't get him dizzy, that won't help.

But now that he's pointed thataway, that's the way he goes]

All right, you're the boss. Guess I could use the swimming workout.

[meatthefuture]

It's not far. [he says with no idea. But he can sniff it and so he does.]

That way!

[it's a little more downstream but they should be getting to the shore soon. Luffy doesn't intend to get off, though, because he's found a new fun thing]

Maybe we should start giving you carrots. shishishi

[yourotherleft]

Huh? Why?

[the shore comes closer at a bend in the river, so Zoro decides he's done swimming and climbs up onto shore, still carrying his monkey. Even though Luffy will likely regain his strength before he's even dried off, Zoro can tote him around for a bit.]

All right, use your nose. Where to, now?

[meatthefuture]

Earring side!

[though even as he says that, he turns Zoro's head the other way just to see what will happen]

[yourotherleft]

Huh?

[what the hell does earring side mean oh well now we're going in a circle]

Stop messing around and give me real directions! This is why you end up lost all the time, you're terrible at this.

[meatthefuture]

[he doesn't wanna say because you'll make him get off but he makes a horse noise with his lips before turning Zoro in the right direction]

Giddayup!

[yourotherleft]

Shut up.

[GOES, grumbling under his breath all the way. M'not a horse you shut up Luffy.]

[meatthefuture]

Shishishi sorry sorry. [pats your hair. You're not but it's fun]

By the way do you have any money? [since if it's a stand or a restaurant or something, it's probably not going to be free]

[yourotherleft]

Nope. [he's been lounging in that tube most of the day, who has time to remember money?] Maybe it's just somebody throwing a barbecue, eh? Or else we can do like we did on Deesuko Ballia.

[aww yeah eat and run. Those are the best. The mere thought brings a smirk back to his face.]

[meatthefuture]

Eat'n'run. [unless it's a barbecue and then it's invite themselves. He slides off Zoro's shoulder and grabs a stick idly]

Can you smell it. [snuffs around and then catches] Ahh it's something fried~~

[floats along in that direction]

Zoro it smells so good.

[yourotherleft]

[he follows the Luffy nose, because the nose knows. Lifts his head and tests the air a bit, sliding his hands into the pockets of his swim trunks.]

Now I can. You smelled that all the way back there? Damn.

[aww yeah whatever it is, totally inviting themselves.]