PIRATES vs. NAVY BATTLE LOG

[highseasmods]

December 9th finds some new arrivals to this world, the same curious phenomenon that's been occurring for the past few months.

This time, however, the Navy is prepared -- or so they think.

They've got troops stationed around the island, and ships on the water to stop any arrogant, foolhardy pirates and would-be sailors from trying to make port.

So hit them with all you've got, but they're not going down easily...

Comments

[imashaaaaark]

They call me King Shark! You say the whole thing, and don't ever just call me a fish.

[hollywood_bro]

Yes, sir. King Shark it is.

[When all the Navy guys are out of the way he leans against one of the buildings.]

My name is Dave, but you can call me Captain Pimpmaster Hustledaddy Strider the Third.

[He isn't even remotely serious about that. You can call him whatever you want.]

[imashaaaaark]

But that's so long.

[hollywood_bro]

That's because it's awesome. A captain has to have a big, fancyass name. It's like, rule one of being a pirate.

It's ok though, you can just call me Captain. Is that short enough?

[imashaaaaark]

Dave is easier.

[hollywood_bro]

I guess it is. I'm not be the only Dave around here though.

[imashaaaaark]

You're the only Dave I know, and that's good enough for me.

[hollywood_bro]

It might not stay that way.

[Though technically, Dave has no idea if or when the other him will show up, so it's probably best not to explain the situation. It can be a little brain breaking.]

Let's go pick out a ship.