I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!

[allendsmeat]

Who: The Straw Hats
Where: Gun Frontier
When: 5/1- 5/9
What: General shenanigans
Warnings: None really
Status: Open to whoever is around; wants to drop by



Nothing but the usual of post dating. Figure we'll hit a couple towns or w/e but generally it's do whatever. If you want/need a sailing log part, feel free to put that in and label it as such. \o/

Some towns to play in...

Assford

Dead Man's Hill

Little Vezzno

Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

Carter's Roads

The Groves

If you have any other ideas for towns or anywhere you wanna go just lmk!

Comments

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Wasn't that Sogeking? [scratches the back of his left calf with his right toes]

Yeah. We're gonna make as much trouble as we can. Usopp'll be excited, na!

[yourotherleft]

[looks at him. Wow, he still doesn't know?]

...yeah. Yeah, it was.

[back to his drink]

I want a real bounty. People around here just don't appreciate the importance of a price on your head.

[allendsmeat]

[how could you mistake Usopp for Sogeking? Sogeking had a mask. Plus he was a king. Geeze, Zoro.]

Yeah...

[then he laughs]

Maybe we can moon a Marine base!

[yourotherleft]

C'mon, what's that gonna do? They didn't get excited over us sinking so many of their ships, they're not gonna up our bounties because of your butt.

[note, your butt, Luffy. Not his]

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah. [that's kind of troublesome. He folds his hands behind his head] Well, don't worry, you'll get a big bounty pretty soon. Maybe you gotta fight a lot of swordsmen first... but I haven't really seen any.

[gnaws absently on a bone]

[yourotherleft]

After that fiasco yesterday, I don't think we're gonna find any on this island anywhere. [grump grouch. Part of the reason he's nose-deep in bourbon] I don't wanna be the strongest swordsman in this world by default. That's not how it should work.

[allendsmeat]

What happened yesterday anyway? [he was exploring and didn't really get into the excitement of that, which is kind of disappointing but...]

[yourotherleft]

They made it illegal to carry swords. I stood up and told them exactly where they could stick that law.

[well, more like, he dared the entire town to take his swords from him. No one was able to]

[allendsmeat]

[he just grins at that. It sounded pretty fun but he guessed it wasn't really a fun fight since Zoro didn't look any different from usual]

Maybe you could learn to cut bullets here instead. I bet that's pretty hard.

[they were pretty fast after all]

[yourotherleft]

[hmmmmmm. Yeah, he's still working on that. Maybe he could use this time to train himself to do something that ridiculous.]

It's usually enough to just deflect 'em. That's easy. Cutting them...

[Good job, Luffy, now he's seriously thinking about it]

[allendsmeat]

Cutting them would be really cool!

[he bounces his heels against the back of the bar, making the bar person twitch]

I bet there are even towns that'll shoot at you if you mess up so you could do it there.

[yourotherleft]

Yeah...this would be a good place to get some practice.

...just don't tell Bepo. I don't need any more lectures about reopening my injuries.

[allendsmeat]

Don't worry. Don't worry. [pat pat] Just eat lots of meat and they'll stay closed on their own.

[but not his meat. He orders more happily]

[yourotherleft]

I'm no doctor, but I dunno if that's how it works.

[he glances at the growing stack of plates. Yep, they're going to need to do this illegal thing to get out of there without forking over money they don't have. Damn.]

[allendsmeat]

haha sure it works. Listen, Zoro, when you feel bad you drink sake, right? And then you feel better.

[let Luffy explain you a thing as he randomly starts snatching the meat off the plate of others]

[yourotherleft]

Well, yeah...

[but that's sake. Meat is you, captain. Glancing over his shoulder to see if the theft is getting a reaction. Aw yeah, totally is. Awesome.]

[allendsmeat]

Yeah exactly so if you drink a lot of sake your wounds will feel better, too and will say Oh I have to hold him together so I can have more yum yum.

[there is a chung and the chicken leg he was trying to get is stopped. Luffy blinks and saw some guy has stuck a knife in it.

/You better watch what you're doing, kid/

Luffy blinked and tugged it free, bone splitting in half and sucked the meat off before throwing the bone over his shoulder]

So you just gotta drink as much as you can and try not to leak.

[/oi! Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you!/]

[yourotherleft]

[Psh, that guy. What a weak way to try to stop Luffy. Zoro just snorts and goes back to his drink]

I won't leak, I'm not opening my stitches or anything. As long as Bepo can do what Chopper usually does, I'll be fine. But if you really want me to have more to drink, who am I to argue?

[his tankard isn't even empty yet, but he holds it out for a refill.]

1/3

[allendsmeat]

Yeah! Drink 'til you're healthy! [raises his glass in the air]

More, old man! More milk!

[/I'm not an old--!/

[allendsmeat]

[/Hey get your hands outta my stew!/]

AH! HOT!

[pulls his hand back to himself and blows on it]

3/4 damnit Luffy

[allendsmeat]

Oi! [slaps his hand on the bar and glares at the man]

What was that for?!

[/Why the hell are you yelling at me?! You're the one who grabbed it, you dumbshit!/]

[allendsmeat]

Oh yeah! My bad. [he hooked his fingers around the bowl this time and fwipped the whole thing toward himself only spilling a little]

This food is pretty good! [slurps it all down.] Gonna get any meat, Zoro?

[yourotherleft]

[Ah, Luffy. Never change. The shenanigans are something Zoro can shrug off but the people whose food is being swiped? Not so much.]

Nah, I'm not that hungry. I've got my booze, I'm good.

[And his senses are aware of everyone behind them getting riled up]

[allendsmeat]

Yosh. Okay! [he hadn't been planning to borrow any off of Zoro at all. Why do you ask?]

Old man! More meat!

[/It's cooking... . . . You are planning to pay for yours and everyone's right?/]

Hahaha I don't have any money!

[/That's not something to laugh about!/]

How about you, Zoro?

[yourotherleft]

Nope. Can't even remember the last time I had any money on me.

[Apparently, they don't need to moon anybody to have the bartender calling for their arrest. That'll do nicely. Not that Zoro even twitches a muscle, until bartender attempts to swipe his tankard right out of his hand to stop him from enjoying another drop. His grip is too strong so she ends up just smacking it across the bar, spilling what was left.

Cue Zoro's anger.]

That was perfectly good drink you just wasted.