I wanna be a Cowboy, baby!

[allendsmeat]

Who: The Straw Hats
Where: Gun Frontier
When: 5/1- 5/9
What: General shenanigans
Warnings: None really
Status: Open to whoever is around; wants to drop by



Nothing but the usual of post dating. Figure we'll hit a couple towns or w/e but generally it's do whatever. If you want/need a sailing log part, feel free to put that in and label it as such. \o/

Some towns to play in...

Assford

Dead Man's Hill

Little Vezzno

Honest Marmaduke's Funland, Dinoracing, Pool and Spa

Carter's Roads

The Groves

If you have any other ideas for towns or anywhere you wanna go just lmk!

Comments

[allendsmeat]

They're kind of boring, though. [looks at Ace's while he kicks his feet and kicks at the bar] Smokey says mines the same number when I first started out but the numbers are lower.

[he thought he'd be okay with it but it was different when he saw it on the paper]

Yosh we'll just have to do something really big.

[yourotherleft]

Ohh? [he leafs through and finds one] So, this would be a million in beli. Ah, I see. Kind of like the extol thing.

[paging, paging...man, they don't even have one on him from yesterday when he violated the sword law]

Shyeah. Apparently, taking down a Navy captain and then raiding a Navy prison isn't enough to even get noticed. We'll have to do something much more impressive.

[allendsmeat]

Extoll? Does that mean you hafta pay for it?

[the bartender comes with his milk and meat]

Thanks.

[he pulls up one foot and takes a sip of the milk before tearing into the meat]

Maybe we can find out where they keep all their meat and eat it all.

[yourotherleft]

No, no, remember? When we went to Sky Island. The old umeboshi lady tried to make us pay billions of extol but it was only a few thousand beli.

[slides his empty tankard toward the bartender to demand more of whatever they have]

What, here at the tavern? Or in this town? I'm gonna drink as much as I can.

[allendsmeat]

Heeeh that was a long time ago. [he remembers bits and pieces of that but...] You have an old man memory huh? [laughs. They remembered all the stuff, even the unimportant stuff]

Yeah maybe we can. Eat everything in this town!

[takes his bounty poster and looks at it]

It'll be pretty expensive though.

[yourotherleft]

Shut up, it's not an old man memory. It's a normal one.

[takes his fresh drink to him, sips it thoughtfully, and then gives Luffy a very sage look]

Oh. You were planning to pay for it?

1/2

[allendsmeat]

Shishishi [no it was definitely an old man memory. But that was okay because Zoro was funny]

[allendsmeat]

[he blinks at what Zoro says and then gets it]

Oh I guess it wouldn't be breaking the law huh?

[lame]

I wanna do it but food is important. [it was one thing if you were doing an eat'n'run, but towns needed food, too, and he didn't wanna take it from them even if it would get a bounty.]

Mmm, I wanna break a really good law. [spins around and around on his stool]

[yourotherleft]

[food is indeed different from booze. Alas.]

We could ask around and see if there's any good ones in effect here. Oi... [that's more to the bartender, as he's not sure whether to say 'guy' or 'lady'] ...any new laws today?

[allendsmeat]

[Luffy turns back to the ladymanbartenderguyperson who refills Zoro's drink and blinks at them. Then takes a calender from her lady pocket between her boobs and squints at it.

/Today, it's illegal for two people to simultaneously moon a bar/tavern/inn/restaurant/grooming parlor or any related establishment./]

Shishishi

Sounds awesome! Let's do it!

[stands up on the barstool and starts undoing the button on his pants]

Come on, Zoro!

[yourotherleft]

[boggles at the bartender. Seriously?

Boggles at Luffy.

Boggles at the bartender again.

The deep and burning question is, is Zoro the kind of man to bare his ass around strangers?]

What - no! I'm not doing something that stupid!

1/3

[allendsmeat]

Aww. Hey old man! Can I do it alone?

[the bartender twitches, grinding her teeth.
/No law against one person doing it/]

Oh okay!

[allendsmeat]

[shock! No wait! He wants to break the law! He nearly forgot! But it doesn't count if it's alone!]

[allendsmeat]

Ehh Come on, Zoro! It'll be fun. [pats the top of his head] And you'll get to feel a cool wind on your butt. It's healthy. [yep!]

[yourotherleft]

I don't wanna feel a cold wind on my butt! My butt is staying on this stool.

[he loves you, Luffy, but he has his dignity to think of]

[allendsmeat]

Boooo. [you're a terrible person, Zoro! Oh but!]

What if I break the stool?

[yourotherleft]

I'm not waggling my ass at these people! Knock me on the floor, I don't care. Just don't spill my drink.

[leans over to the bartender] Oi, anything else we can do? Flip 'em off, get in a brawl, break something?

[allendsmeat]

[/Streaking is an option. But you'd have to wait til tomorrow. Would you like a Buffton Town Calender? Only 50 dubloons!/]

I don't wanna wait til tomorrow. [pout pout pout] Change your mind! You don't gotta waggle it! Just show it!

[yourotherleft]

[given the choice between full-on streaking and just mooning...]

Wait till I'm finished with my drink. If we're getting chased out of here, I want to get my money's worth first.

[hahaha what money]

[allendsmeat]

Shishishi okay!

[sits on the bar for the time being and orders more milk]

This is gonna be great. Too bad Usopp wasn't here or he could draw something like a face. Wouldn't that be great?

[yourotherleft]

If Usopp were here, he could do it with you instead of me.

[already blushing. And taking his drink veeeerrrrry slooooooowwwly. One little sip at a time]

[allendsmeat]

He'd think of something even better to do.

[waves his plate at the bartenderperson until she fills it with more meat and chews at it]

He'd probably get us a huge bounty without even trying.

[Usopp come baaack]

[yourotherleft]

Mm. I haven't seen any flags worth shooting, though.

[he pokes Luffy in the shoulder a few times, nudging him]

Looks like for now, it's on us to make our own trouble.

[allendsmeat]

Eh? Wasn't that Sogeking? [scratches the back of his left calf with his right toes]

Yeah. We're gonna make as much trouble as we can. Usopp'll be excited, na!

[yourotherleft]

[looks at him. Wow, he still doesn't know?]

...yeah. Yeah, it was.

[back to his drink]

I want a real bounty. People around here just don't appreciate the importance of a price on your head.